Muddy Waters And Toddler Charm And World Of Confusion!

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Muddy Waters​

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The best of man is like muddy waters,​

Which benefits all living things, contending with none.​

Flowing into those lowly places others disdain,​

Where it burbles....​

So, a true ignoramus,​

Dwells, within bullshit,​

Thinks inside deep bullshit,​

Simply offers impartial bullshit.​

Trusting others to own their personal bullshit,​

And, to avoid pointless bullshit with a chuckle.​

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Toddler Charm​

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Embracing your laughter you become embraced;​

Laughing easily, become reborn again,​

Clearing your head, you may become clear;​

Nurturing children you can become impartial;​

Opening your foolish heart toddlers will accept you;​

Accepting the world, children can accept our ignorance.​

Bearing and nurturing,​

Creating but not owning,​

Giving without demanding,​

This, is foolish toddler charm.​

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World of Confusion!​

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Too much praise and blame can cause concern,​

Inspiring hope and fear in the easily confused,​

Uncertain, which bullshit to think about next.​

If somebody is already confused enough, ​

Why praise and blame them?​

Even toddlers usually agree,​

A little too much information,​

Can lead to a world of confusion!​

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These are examples of my shortest poems extrapolated from the Tao Te Ching. The longer ones are sometimes ten or more pages and all incorporate the same essential emotion-logic. The poetry is actually supposed to speak for itself because its all mathematical and my only job is to avoid any metaphysical bias. I have women frequently ask me to write more sexy poetry and I have to tell them its all mathematical and I frequently have no clue what a poem is supposed to be about until years after I start working on one.

 

Interesting....muddy waters can lead to a world of confusion.....

I took your first line and last line there......

 

This is in poetry, but:


Its funny listening to Muddy Waters

You can hear all the hundreds of artists that have ripped him off over the last many decades, take any Muddy Waters track and there are another hundred songs by other artists that sound just like it

 

Ahhh, I see I've sturred up some mud....

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Never Pushy​

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Empty your bowels completely;​

Embrace sublime inner peace,​

This mad, mad, mad world will go on without you.​

Be content, to wait for nature,​

As usual any especially hard crap,​

Will all return to the good earth in time.​

Their return can be peaceful;​

It is the gentle flow of nature,​

Our own eternal fall and spring!​

Accepting your awareness you become regular,​

While ignoring hard crap invites misery.​

Who accepts nature's gentle flow becomes grateful,​

Being grateful, she becomes impartial;​

Being indifferent she becomes agnostic;​

Being agnostic she becomes spontaneous;​

Being spontaneous she never thinks twice about giving a crap!​

Being one with her sphincter, her bowels usually move easier!​

While she might be indignant over delays she's never pushy!​