Mr Smooth Himself In the beginning was the word, And, the word was without form, As God cut a silent, but deadly fart! The angels quietly pulled out lighters. Pretending they were at a rock concert! The Heavenly choir picked up the tempo! Whilst God, made a most merciful retreat! Hanging the moon in orbit around the earth! Apologizing the entire time, while chuckling, Promising to buy, the stronger air-fresheners! God blessed humanity, and hung the rainbow! Insisting everybody is full of it in his universe! Bullshit being the source of sparkling laughter! He sent Baby Velvet Jesus to remind humanity! To be kind and share their words and play nice. To all remember life demands a sense of humor! The worst jokes of all always hurt for a reason! The devil hates people, always laughing at him! Unable to see, what’s missing from this picture! The harder he tries to laugh the worse it sounds! Schrodinger's Cat merely coughed up a hair ball. Refusing to learn how to laugh at himself again! Hid deep underground practicing atrocious farts! Then God sent Velvet Elvis, to inspire humanity! To put a little more swing in some of their jokes! Swing your hips and keep paying it forward suckers! Baby Velvet Jesus and Velvet Elvis are Mr Smooth himself! Velvet Jesus just left Chicago, and he’s bound for New Orleans, Hellllllll Yeahhhhh!!!!! Then out to California through the burning forest and the pines! (ZZ Top)
Mr Smooth is, of course, our fantasies about life, death, whatever. Among other characters, he is associated with Q from Star Trek, and you have to remember Goldilocks only cares about how authentic you are and makes sure instant karma always getcha! Mother Nature herself doesn't distinguish between beautiful and funny, or judge your personal taste, because she offers anything and everything you could possibly fantasize about. But, Occam's Razor is paradoxical in a Goldilocks universe, making it more often either wildly productive or counterproductive. Mr Smooth and Q are reminders of the consequences of our pretense and lies, when they do not come from the heart.
