Mr. Bear paid a visit.

Guy I know around here had a nuisance bear around his property. Called the ministry of natural resources but they couldn't find him (or didn't look). The bear started climbing on cars, and they were always nervous arriving home after dark. One day he hears a noise and finds the bear essentially pounding on the front door trying to get in. Gets his gun, has his wife swing open the door, and then shoots the thing in the head through the screen door. Called a couple guys from the local First Nations reserve and they came and took the body to skin and butcher.

 

If that bear had gotten in, it would have raped his wife.

 

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Bearist.

He might have went straight for the couch

 

They're called koala BEARS. Maybe grizzly bears aren't real bears. It isn't up to you.

 

Full of disease bears, more like it.

 

Please don't call me a Ko-al-a bear, cause I'm not a bear at allllllll

 

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