most unattractive feature of the person above you

his side of the world

 

always wears the same pair of jeans

 

enjoys mixing milk with gatorade

 

chews her fingers

 

is trying to grow out nose hair

 

his middle toe

 

chunks of stuff in her dreads

 

doesn't clean up after himself

 

pushes old people onto busy roads

 

never opens the door for a lady

 

her "Mom jeans"

 

her newyorker accent.....she talks like Stallone

 

the gum he alway sticks under his coffee table

 

her hair style

 

she can be cranky....

 

lives under a rock with a moss formation on the top which may or may not be alive.

 

the way she believes what she's told and takes everything literally.

 

he drives like he's the only one on the road

 

he looks like a drag queen

 

acts like she's on a permanent comedown