most unattractive feature of the person above you

that orange lipstick, makes ya look like a punkin head....

 

needs to clip this toenails

 

has no feet

 

no chest hair

 

always has a pet mouse in her pocket

 

sometimes robs the cars he's repairing

 

his flat butt

 

her fat butt

 

his dutch oven habit

 

washes his beard with toilet cleaner

 

[dude really?that ones weak] .......has bushy uni-brow that grows into sideburns

 

[dude lyk wtf, zomg! urs wsnt mch beta]

he sleeps on a 'pillow' which is a piss stained cushion that's covered in mould

 

constantly bothering me to borrow my favorite pillow

 

thinks tie-dying involves a tie and a pair of scissors

 

thinks blowjob means to get fired

 

[haha!]

has flashbacks to previous psychedelic inebriation more often than he'd like; and comes out the other side in regret and denial.

 

masturbates more often than he'd like and cums out the other side.

 

can't remember the last time his genitalia had any other purpose via passing urine

 

doesnt know that they managed to pass his mothers lips

 

can't take a laugh!