most unattractive feature of the person above you

can't seem to find his way in life, so he lives at the YMCA....

 

has a computer that he generates with an attachment from his exercise bike

 

grunginess

 

bad craziness involving a mongrel, a lion's head and woody creek; complete with a tape recording of a pig getting savaged by bears played through megaspeakers.

 

the way he hunts by shooting animals in the legs first

 

goes fishing with an air rifle and a handgun.

 

goes jig fishing with only a jig....some line....and a playboy magazine

 

is scared of technology

 

belongs to a gang of English hooligans that beat up French kids

 

is often covered in animal saliva

 

his hands that smell like fish

 

bites her toe nails and chews them

 

the mole in the tip of his nose

 

her music collection

 

his shoe with a hole in it

 

her bald head

 

bone thru his nose....

 

unsightly fashion

 

the way your nose hairs blend in with your mustache

 

his eye in the middle of his forehead