most unattractive feature of the person above you

her hairy chest

 

his inability to grow a beard

 

has fluffy beard

 

has skinny chicken legs

 

has tremendously bushy eyebrows

 

doesn't have any eyebrows, shaved them off

 

her nose hair is longer than her head hair

 

his middle toe

 

blows her nose on her shirt.

 

blows his nose on other peoples shirts

 

has eyes in the back of his head

 

your charm and wit

 

the way you hunger for an erotic encounter with my sig pic

 

the way you re-use insults

 

the way your eye brows are connected to your ears

 

your selfless manner

 

ears are to big, thats why he hides them under all that hair

 

the wrinkles are getting more prominent by the day, and she loathes them

 

has claws instead of fangers, quite frightening to say the least...

 

is lost due to incompetence