most hated song in the universe....

Bob Seger is the undisputed king of nonverbal noises.

Is that Seger who does those Chevy truck commercials and screams "OOOH, HARD AS A ROCK!'? It sounds just like him. It nearly breaks the glass on my TV.

Hope I haven't offended anyone either. I'm just having fun with this thread.

 

okay, about rap: most of the rap i have heard is NOT "beautiful poetry". This is not to say that ALL rap is horrible, but for the most part it sucks. Here are examples:

Don'cha wish you could git a date...wit a n***** wit a dick like a rattlesnake (i think the song is called "cobra")

twenty...inches...nothing...less (1)too much information, 2)yeah, right...

some song i hear 3 times in an hour at work.... he proceeds to name all the women he has had sex with -Keisha, teneisha, krysta, rhonda,sheron...or something like that

I like to fuck em in the ass while you beat up the pussy... oh sooo poetic!!

and seriously rap would gain a LITTLE more respect from me if they would pronounce the words correctly...i cant stand hearing ebonics, if that's what it is i'm hearing. (i'm not racist..i cant stand a lot of other accents either)
flow=floor, dough=door etc
mouf=mouth
birfday=birthday
witchew=with you

 

haha im too lazy to read all this thread but i dont think anyone mentioned that song "Don't You Put It In Your Mouth" from that commercial which those blue things and the talking beet. It makes me sick........Ick!

 

Ok, that band called Lite Funky Ones (LFO) - horrible name to start with, and the song is called Summer Girls -

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1]

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus]

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2]

Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus

[Bridge]

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Repeat Chorus]

I mean, what the hell? Thos lyrics are truly awful - When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet/ Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets - wtf?

i always hoped they were taking the piss, because no-one could be that horrendous, and even if it is a piss-take, it's still terrible

 

My own candidates:

The village people - YMCA ( almost makes me ashamed not to be straight )
Accept - Balls to the wall ( noooooooo! )
Some black metal band - Raping baby Jesus ( just because of the title, never heard the song. Makes me sad, angry and sick. Way below the belt.)
Limp Bizkit - Break stuff ( and the rest )
Most rap, r&b, hip hop, soul...

 

Who Let the Dogs Out
Baby One More Time...ok anything by Britney Spears (especially her cover of 'Satisfaction' and "I Love Rock & Roll')
Limp Bizket's cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" & 'My Generation'
**classic rock songs should remain unscathed by todays ..uhm.. so-called "artists"
...all those club-dancing songs from the mid-'90s (see "A Night At The Roxbury" for further details)
anything by Eminem

 

Yes! We have a winner! Who Let the Dogs Out IS the most hideously annoying song in the universe...fuck, it's stuck in my head again...curse you stupid rappers!

 

"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.

 

lol, I believe Who Let the Dogs Out is known as a "brain munch" song because It causes you to slowly go insane upon listening to it. Omg, that stupid fucking celine dion song...I hate it with a passion. Back in the day when that lame Titanic movie came out, that was on the fucking radio 24/7 for like 8 months straight.

 

You're listening to the wrong stations........

 

lol, I WAS listening to the wrong stations. Hey, I was only like 11 at the time. What the hell did I know back then? But today I hardly ever listen to the radio.

 

dragostea din tei from o-zone the big summerhit i can´t hear it anymore they should forbid it to play on the radio

 

"Delila" Tom Jones

 

That Irritating BARNEY song! Even my Kids hate that one! And my youngest is 20.

 

The song from "Lamb-chop."

 

all songs from avril lavigne

 

Indeed. :$

 

i justhappen to be a big fan of rap music

why cant people just keep their opinions to them selves? wow u heard one song at a gas station! that makes you a total rap guru!!! i cant remember the name of em by my friend used to lsten to the christian rap group and they kicked ass. so what if they dont play instruments.. big fuckin deal some of us are musically challenged like that. i dont sit here and say oh fuck country that shit is gay. i dont cuz once ina while country will come out witha catchy tune. ill listen to anything that has meaningful lyrics and a hot beat. floyd and zeppelin dre and snoop shania twain any fucking thing

and who was the dipshit that didnt know Aerosmith did walk this way with RUN DMC..that shit was classic,,,dumbass

 

I agree with these people defending Rap. This is the MOST HATED SONG thread, not the MOST HATED GENRE, and man... I think it's turning into that. I'm personally a Grateful Dead and Panic fan, but I also like a lil' rap from time to time as well. I like it all, so what I'm gonna do is try to give a little history of Blacks and why rap even emerged in the first place.

Let's examine the economic status of Blacks in the late 60's and early 70's... Not too good eh? There was still a lot of progress to be made to end the racist institutions still in place as a result of a lot of racist people who were both conciously and unconciously racist. Whites had most of the power back then, although it was slowly beginning to balance out... kinda. Blacks were stuck with low wages, a bad image, and a lot of children afraid of these people that were doing what their parents were calling "insane" things in order to get equal rights. There was still a lot of fear between the two worlds, and just because someone was a civil servant, that didn't mean that they wanted to maintain the rights of the people they had been raised to be afraid of. Cops chickened out, to say the least, and stayed out of Black neighborhoods, and also Hispanic neighborhoods as well. Hence, crime began to flourish as some people ascended the social ladder, and still others were just pushed even further to the bottom.
With the abscense of law, gang-culture appeared, offering people a quick way out of the ghettos by offering protection from other gangs, as well as making a little money on the side by doing some drug trafficking. These gangs would go up and down the block, seeking recruits, and if they couldn't find volunteers, they took them. It wasn't that hard to do, because African American culture is very family oriented. They've been through a lot together through the years, and as a result, family ties are stronger in African American communities than most White communities. Why did people get so upset about people talkin' 'bout they mama? Well, imagine your mama has to pay Reggie $200 for "protection" so you don't get robbed from another gang? If you do these guys some favors as you get older, you don't have to pay, rather you "get paid." That's what drove a lot of these guys to do some of the things they did- so they could get paid and get their families out of the economic hell they had to struggle just to get by in.
We're not talking people just getting money to go rob a convenience store, no we're talking cocaine trafficking, extortion, murder, and all kinds of other things we can only dream of. This new generation was awed by the quick way out, so most times they were begging to get in, but in other cases, kids were basically robbed from their homes to start working for a gang, and then the mentality of a new family was engrained into their lives, mind, skin, and even their hearts.
Let's take TuPac Shakur for example... Who out there thinks Pac was actually a gangsta 'cause he wanted to be? He was a kid with as much potential as anyone else, but due to the area he lived in, he was trapped into this gang culture and came out a tragic victim. Why did he write all those violent, disturbing and controversial songs? Well kids, it's easy. THAT WAS LIFE FOR HIM. TUPAC WROTE ABOUT LIFE AS IT REALLY WAS FOR HIM. HE KEPT IT REAL. Keeping it real though, had it's price in a world of gangsters and gang love... Pac paid.....
Listen to Scarface's song "My Block." Does that sound like a lot of fun stuff to live through? Have you ever been at the bottom of the ladder and had to find humor in even the most attrocious circumstances? I have been, and I've had friends who have been too. My parents have some money now, and we are very fortunate to have it, but I've had my share of having to walk down the street at night and look for cover cause someone was driving down the street "too slow, so lay low."
I consider myself lucky to have lived where I did, because it taught me a lot about these different cultures we are so ignorant of in the U.S. Listen to any of the early rap, look at the Rodney King riots, listen to all of the stuff that came out before MTV got a hold of it and mass produced it. You do that, and although you may or may not still like rap, at least you'll understand it. Take a walk in the ghetto. You won't get shot, and go at night too. Walk your dog or do whatever so you can get some exposure to this different culture from what most people out there experience. Their's old people, young people, family love, laughter, good times, and also a lot of serious struggling and motivation to overcome the bullshit ol' Dubbyah keeps piling on them with the way our economy is. There's a reason for it all (with the exception of some of the MTV crap) so get out there and get educated! There's nothing worse than an ignorant hippie....

As for me, I would say the worst song ever would be Rancid's "Don't Call me White" with NOFX, although I still like Ruby SoHo...

Peace,
-Mac

 

In general, rap sucks. One can always find a little fresh food in the garbage dump, but the dump is still mostly garbage.