Most Embarrassing Moment

My only other embarrassing moment was peeing my pants in 6th grade. I still remember it vividly,. my best friend and I were playing tug a war with other kids and my friend falls to the ground and starts crawling at me from the other side saying "GOING ON WITHOUT ME, CAPT!" and for some reason it was the funniest thing ever and I just started peeing. I was waaayyy too old to acceptably pee myself, so I told my teacher I had fallen into a puddle... but it was totally dry outside and hadn't rained in weeks...

 

Yeah, I found myself saying the wrong thing all the time, and then I would be like sorry can we just drop it, and shed go "NOOO ASS" or something, not really my type of girl.. but I think we have a real weakness for eachother in that way too..

 

Well my parents were gone for a week once and they left me on my own.

About the second day I started feeling crappy and by the fourth day I had an insanely high fever.

I guess I was delerious, I don't really remeber this but apparently I woke my neighbor up screaming my head of outside at three in the morning. She, already thinking I'm a wack job from previous instances comes over to kick my ass for waking her up, and finds me lying in my draveway. She runs up and I grab her and try to run, screaming and crying that the government had set up bombs in my house and that it was going to explode, killing us both.

I ended up sounding like a freak, passing out, and puking on her shoes because I was too stupid to call my parents earlier. And she already hated me, she was even more pissed off after that one.

 

Told this before,so real short=got drunk,stayed at friends house(drunk) got up ,went to bathroom,made wrong turn coming out--got in bed with friends parents. Embarassment followed.

 

Hahaha that would be terrible.
Especially if they didn't know you'd been drinking.

 

Oh,they knew.Especially after they herded me back into the correct bedroom,which smelled like a puke factory.

 

Haha yea I guess it probably was obvious...
That would be so imbarrasing, though!

 

The most embarrassing moment of my life is probably tripping in front of a girl I liked in school. Nothing fancy, just a typical little story

You wear two boots, they decide to connect via the buckles on the top, and you're already in a hurry to avoid this said person.

this equals a face full of a friend arse, mmm.

 

this reminded me of a time from like 5th grade. i was spending the night at a friend's house for his birthday so there were a bunch of kids. it was kinda late, and i think someone hit me or something...i can't really remember, but anyways, i was gonna go tell my friend's parents...and i walked in on them having sex. the dad was my baseball coach. and old

 

I was getting some head on the football field at Job Corps, when the center director suddenly rolled up on us in his car and started blowing the horn. WHen he did that, we got up and started walking and he just followed us in his car blowing his horn the whole time. Because he was blowing his horn, everyone's attention turned toward us and all of the students were just staring at me and the girl. We were then written up and had to go to student court, which was a room full of board members(consisting of some Job Corps staff and a student). They had a report of the incident and had to read it aloud in the hearing. The report said something like "her head was moving up and down in his lap". It was pretty embarrassing, but awesomely hilarious at the same time.

 

"her head was moving up and down in his lap". Damn. Never got caught like that. Funny.

 

It was pretty funny/embarrassing. Wasn't worth the trouble though, since that girl wasn't very good at giving head.

 

I can't. I'm basically married =P

I wonder if in the future there will ever be a time when we don't presume our orientation...

 

^^^hahaha That must've been awkward.

 

I was born without the emotion of embarassment.

 

lie

 

Hahaha..I feel you there...I dont get embarrassed often...but I have a poop story.

When I first started dating my current boyfriend, he was living in some campus apartments. Now, I have HORRIBLE anxiety, and my anxiety generally has to do with pooping. Ok, I am on Methadone soooo needless to say I am insanely fucking constipated ALL.THE.TIME...when I DO go poopoo..it is an awful experience. It hurts, so bad, it takes a long time...just..so so painful.

One night over my boyfriends apartment I had to poopie. So I went into the bathroom and doodooed..it took like 20 minutes. When I went to flush, of COURSE the turd wouldnt flush. So I am just sitting there freaking out. My anxiety was through the roof ...so I did something..unthinkable...unfuckingthinkable and I cannot believe I am going to tell this to you guys..


I got some toilet paper, picked up the turd..and threw it in the garbage. Tied up the bag, and RAN out of the apartment in my underwear, down to the big garbage bins and chucked the turdbag into the garbage.

I told my boyfriend I threw up in the bag.