Most embarrassing moment cought masturbating

A couple of years ago while I was in my room, I thought nobody was home and figured I'd masturbate..It was about 10am and everyone should have been at work by then.

I had a pretty intense orgasm and was pretty loud, but just for the hell of it, I screamed even louder. I did more of an "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" scream more than a moaning type of scream. It was more like a scream someone would do on a mountain top. It was pretty funny. Pretty funny until...
I heard my brothers door open in the next room...
I think he was off work because of some holiday like presidents day.

 

I once met this American woman on a cruise - I am from England - and I took a shine to her!
Once back home, we started Skyping each other about 4 or 5 times a week, for a couple of hours at a time. We were both single, bored and lonely! There wasn't anything sexual. Just normal, everyday stuff.
Well one evening, while waiting for her to contact me, I decided to watch a porno clip on the Internet and wank my cock at the same time - as you do!!
Well, just before I came, she dialled up! I was panicking, trying to switch off the movie, and open the line to her. In my haste, I hadn't quite stopped the movie. I thought I had, as there were no sounds! Once I started Skyping, all of a sudden you could hear orgasmic cumming from an enthusiastic porn star. I was mortified and went bright red and started fumbling and eventually killed her off!
You didn't have to be a genius to know that I had been caught wanking! She asked if I had been wanking - she loved that word - and would I like it if she rang me in 20 seconds (after I had cum!)? I explained that that wasn't necessary!
From then on, she would always ask me if this was a convenient time whenever she Skyped me! We had a joke about it, but boy was I embarrassed.
By the way, I am 55 (and still a virgin) and she is 49 (and not!!).

 

I suggest you search for and acquire a product called the Aneros. It was designed initially by a Japanese inventor as a less expensive and less embarrassing way of delivering therapeutic prostate massage. The way it works is based on the same set of muscles women use for Kegel exercises. When those muscles contract, the prostate is pulled between an outer and inner part of the Aneros. During early testing of the device, it became apparent that this was a VERY pleasurable effect. Among its many advantages is that it is inconspicuous and doesn't require hands to operate.


The positive feedback (pleasure) created by the muscle contractions rapidly increases control of those muscles. With a little practice, men that come earlier than they'd like to will find that they can delay ejaculation extensively by using contractions to expel prostatic fluid before it builds up to an ejaculatory volume. I don't know what typical is, but my "endurance" increased from minutes to hours (including one memorable 14 hour episode).


Just like Kegel exercises, the contractions used not only strengthen the PC-muscle complex, but they also increase blood flow. For those with marginal or occasional E.D. it can help in developing, sustaining and firming an erection.


Orgasms are great. In my estimation over 10 years of use orgasms with the Aneros in place are 4 to 10 times the intensity of those without-- some of them mind-bending, reality-altering, "check for a pulse" variety.


I don't know how your fiance's "calculus of sex" works. Anything I could do to make my wife's orgasms 4 to 10 times better is a no brainier.

 

My girlfriend's cat has "caught" me at least a dozen times. I think we're both pretty much past it.