No, not Norwegian Wood. That’s a Beatles album. When u wake up in the morning with a hot pole, what are u thinking about? Me, it’s fucking a barefoot woman in the mouth. What’s your dream erotica?
Getting fucked up my hot, slick, man-hungry ass by a hot, horny man with morning wood -- nationality of the wood not important!
Mine is fucking my wife up the ass but it never happened and never will. I've been trying for 35 years.