Im hear to tell you about a new way to improve your memory. After doing this you will be able to recall things you could never recall before. First thing you need to do is a 250-500 morning glory seeds. Hevanly blu e to be specific. Then put them in warm water for 24 hours. Dry the seeds then chop them up with a coffee grinder. Once chopped place in 350ml of petrolum ether and let it sit for 48 hours. Then take a coffee filter and filter the mush out. Then let the seeds dry totally. Once dry place in one shot of ethanol for three days and shake it everyone in a while. Then refilter and there you go.
Maybe opening up the gas cap on the ole car and taking some big sniffs would work the same miracle? Should destroy some unneeded brain cells anyway....