More somewhere out there right now ...

Somewhere out there right now,a banana is thinking "Fuck off-I am NOT slippery!"

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is driving back home to get the phone that they left on the kitchen counter.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is sending "I know about you and your little secret!' to every contact on a phone they found on a kitchen counter.

 

Somewhere out there, right now, someone is packing their bags because they think that their secret is not a secret anymore.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is thinking "I wonder how much to buy his silence".

 

Somewhere out there there's a couple of guys hoisting Birthday drinks.3

 

Somewhere out there, right now, someone is contemplating a dream they had.

 

Somewhere out there, right now, someone is enjoying living alone for the first time,

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is trying to remember how CB radio works

 

Somewhere out there right now it is raining cats and dogs.

 

Somewhere out there, right now someone is jumpstarting there car.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone who's name rhymes with Fuggybear is swearing at an Android phone and calling down curses onto the Google empire.

[I'd like to take this opportunity to inform yooz orl....Symbian rocks.
No adware,no malware,no bugs,no glitches,no problems,.....no Google.]


Ok. Spleen vented. Carry on,chaps.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is trying their hardest to figure this forum out

 

Somewhere, out there, right now, someone is walking along the road to their car with a container of gasoline/petrol.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is enjoying a really good cup of coffee. :coffee:

 

Somewhere go there right now someone is just waking up to two hungry cats meowing for food.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody only has one cat left

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is wondering why they are awake.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is watching the sunrise.

 

and someone else is watching the sun set