Somewhere out there right now, a clergyman is standing by the font saying "Mr and Mrs Anjerry,are you SURE you want me to christen your son Tom?"
Somewhere out there right now, somebody is trying to figure out how to get clean the last of the cold porridge out of their saucepan
Somewhere out there right now,someone is wondering why the last few baked beans are always so determined not to leave the tin! [grrr!]
Somewhere out there right now, someone STILL hasn't realized that they put an extra two dozen baked beans into every tin, so it really doesn't matter if you can't get the last few out.
Banned for ignoring the quantum effect wildly shaking a tin of beans to get those BASTARD last ones out actually has,with specific regard to the Dunning-Kruger self-equating equilibrium.
Somewhere out there right now, Puggy's Dunning Kruger effect equation (or whatever he said) momentarily turned a non-banning thread into a banning thread, not to mention Vicky Verky
Somewhere out there right now, someone is thinking "Is this somewhere out there? And if so, is the time right now?"
Somewhere out there right now, someone went away for the weekend and forgot to pack her clean knickers ...