More somewhere out there right now ...

Somewhere out there right now, raindrops are falling on someone's head

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is freezing.

 

somewhere out there right now someone is helping someone else

 

is a deleted email that isnt really deleted ever.. ever.... ever.......

 

Somewhere out there right,now someone's thinking
"Roamy's bum in those tight jeans....phwoooar!"

 

somewhere out there right now someone is keepin' their ass well outa pugsters reach ha! ha!

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone's mouth is on fire due to Flaming Hot Cheetos.

 

somewhere out there someone is bringing in cats for the evening

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is peeling a cow

 

Somewher out there right now someone is explaining to someone else how "peel" a cow.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is buying a pizza.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is sitting in a piazza in Pisa eating a piece of pizza

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is thinking "Someone's looking at me!" as he eats a slice of pizza in a piazza......

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is looking at someone eating a pieca Pizza in a piazza in Pisa thinking "I wonder if he's thinking 'someone's looking at me'" ...

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is taking their dog to the vet.

 

somewhere out there right now the wind is howling like mad

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is watching someone eating a pieca pizza in a piazza in Pizza as he's watched by someone wondering if a pieca pizza is better when eaten on a piazza,thinking "Good job we're not in Venice,or this wouldn't work!"

 

Somewhere out there right now someone called Sven Ice is wandering along the Rialto, talking on his mobile phone, saying "This is Sven Ice in Venice"

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone named Maureen Byle is following Sven along the Rialto,answering a question as she says "Yes,this IS Mo Byle,speaking on her mobile.....NEVER heard THAT one before!"
....then quietly weeping and blowing her nose on her moustache at life's unfairness.......

 

Somewhere out there right now, a cleargyman is standing at the font and saying "Now Mr and Mrs Bull, are you CERTAIN you want me to christen this child Cockan?"