More somewhere out there right now ...

Somewhere out there right now,someone's realised the desire to sing 'The lion sleeps tonight' is only ever a whim away...

 

Somewhere out there;

Right now, someone fell out of a neden
Someone is walking the isle of a wedding
Someone's fucking, someone's fighting
Someone else prolly getting struck by lightening
Right now, someone just got 25 years
Somebody tripped walking down the stairs
And you can't help cause you ain't there
It's going down somewhere but you don't know where
Right now, there's a hottie blowing someone's dick
And won't be long until the man they with
Scratch they ticket that somebody just hit
And partied so hard they lost that shit
Right now, someone quit rehab to drink
Somebody looks hot as fuck but they stink
Someone in a car crash got paralysed
Someone else got lucky but they don't realise

Right now, someone just couldn't keep track of their scars
And donated their organs to science jars
He got demoted, she got promoted
He got so mad his head exploded
Right now, somebody fell head over heels in love
Somebody else just lost all of the above
Somebody's loss is another's gain
Boat crash..
Kidney found at last
Right now, as you tap your feet to this beat
A little kid walked into the street
And SPLAT... Just like that, a car
Lucky it didn't happen where you are
Right now, it's going down so don't front
Any time of any day of any month
Enjoy the calm and relaxation
Cause elsewhere... strangulation

Somebody is being born right now
And somebody is dying right now
Me, I'm dropping gems of wisdom right now

Stop, with every tick and tock of the clock
Somebody else got shot
Maybe at home or down the block
Tick tock tick tock.. The death pop
Right now, phew, everything's just great
But over in cell block eight.. Rape
Brutal bloody, massacre murder
Thankfully it's in some place you never heard of
Right now, some folks shouldn't be alone
From the nursery to the nursing home
Little boys training wheels he don't need 'em anymore
Old man does for his wheel chair so it go rolling on the floor
Right now, people are coming and going
Shrinking and growing, pushing or pulling
Speeding or slowing, spending or earning
Teaching or learning, freezing or burning
RIGHT NOW!

 

I dont know how to follow that...amazing!

 

Somewhere Out There Right Now There Is A "Sad Old Sack"

With The User Name Of "morrow" Who Is Plotting The Demise Of

Of A Much Loved Member Called GLENGLEN....



Cheers Glen.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is in dire need of a good massage after a shitty day at work.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone's thinking "Shit! We have the same avatar!"

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is saying "Oh, but that avatar is SO last summer, dahling"

 

Ahhhhaaaa but GlenGlen, i would never do that...your your own worse enemy..

Somewhere out there right now, people are getting out of bed, and going to bed...some are making love in bed...some have turned over....

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is wishing that somebody in this household cooked.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is waiting for a special visitor

 

Somewhere out there right now is the beginning of this thread. :dizzy2:

 

Somewhere out there, right now, someone has a kick me sign stuck to their back.

 

Somewhere out there right now,Puggy is thinking "Hey-I think I've figured out how it works!"

 

Somewhere out there right now a lot of people are cheering.

 

Somewhere out there right now,morrow is saying "Wow,that certainly WAS special-do it to me again"

 

Somewhere out there right now .... "A Ship is coming in"

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is very very sad

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is hoping the very sad person is feeling better now.

 

somwhere out there, someone's masturbating furiously

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone has fallen in the mud and got kicked in the head by an iron boot. HAHAHA, sorry, I got that from the movie Airplane:


Rex Kramer - "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens."

Ok, my real response:

Somewhere out there right now, someone has just realized that they forgot to put a package of meat in the refrigerator after going to the grocery the night before.