Somewhere out there right now someone is thinking they can get a good deal on a slightly damaged auto.
Somewhere out there right now, someone is posting on hf when he should be getting ready to go out to eat. Luckily for him, everyone else is sleeping in late.
Somewhere out there right now someone is wishing they could go back on time and do something differently.
Somewhere out there right now,an astronaut just looked through a window and saw the Earth whizzing past.
Somewhere out there right now, the Earth just looked back in at him and thought "what's that silly bugger doing in there?"
Somewhere out there right now someone is telling a police officer that the telephone pole hit his car.
Somewhere out there right now the phone company is sending it's telephone pole repair crew out yet again.
Somewhere out there right now, somebody asked him "Had a hair cut?" And he replied ... "No - all of them, actually"