More somewhere out there right now ...

Somewhere out there right now someone is wondering what to have for dinner.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is cursing the highway department because of potholes.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is enjoying and quiet and peaceful Sunday's day of rest.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is getting their but eaten up by mosquitoes.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is about to pee their pants 'cuz the movie is too full of suspense to miss one second of the action!

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is cleaning up the movie theatre after the film

 

somewhere out there right now someone is confused - it was my own couch that was in jeopardy.

 

Somewhere out there a fast food worker is tampering with a rude customer's sandwich.

 

Somewhere out there right now someones is asking "Would you like fries with that?"

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone who hates their job is saying "Hey,dickhead-you forgot to ask for fries!"

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is eating fries that taste weird.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone who makes fries is sniggering.......

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone who is using a public toilet realizes, too late, that the toilet paper dispenser is empty.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is finding a new use for a sock....

 

Somewhere out there right now, a janitor, who already has had a bad day, is about ready to quit his job over a sock.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is calling the plumber.

 

Somewhere out there right now,a plumber is thinking "Usually it's mobiles or wedding rings-but,a SOCK?"

 

Somewhere out there right now Dobby and Winky are fighting over a dirty sock.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is sacrificing their time and effort to make someone who is in pain more comfortable.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is some else's guardian angel.