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Sexist target

 

Just put my little one in her 'big bed' for the first time....

 

eating sandwich

 

I'm munching on those new kfc bites pretty damn good

 

I'm going to 4 birthdays and a wedding this week.

 

But is it gonna be open bar at the wedding??

 

I think so. Yeah, I'm going for that and the cake.

 

wedding crashers

 

I went to a party last night and things got kinda crazy. We ended up burning a wart I had on my knee with a soldering iron.

I'm sorta considering giving up drinking. Hangovers have gotten weird for me. The day after I get super hammered, I always wake up feeling like an asshole or a loser even if I didn't do anything wrong. Or at least from what I can remember. It's weird.

 

Damn man hows your knee ???

 

The knee is ok, the wart is gone, that's actually a good thing that that happened lol

 

Did it work?

I used to feel like that in college after waking up on couches in other people's apartments and not remebering how I got there.

 

sounds like the time I had my buddie cut out a ganglionic cyst in my shoulder. exacto knives are sharp in drunk hands..

 

It worked surprisingly well

 

Do the people having them know, or are you just gonna show up? :devil:

 

Penisylvaina shut down all the roll your own tobacco stores. again no outrage from the people and you thinks cannabis will get legalized.. lol never.

 

Smh

 

Russia just engineered epic comeback

 

I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt-never worn one before. It's black with golden dragons-doesn't seem a very Hawaiian pattern to me,but it's very comfy.

 

Pennsylvania blows