Money grows on trees...

.... because it's made of paper.

 

...

 

actually, its made of cotton

 

Money? I thought it was made of paper?

 

thats what happens when you think

 

yeah, I'd always heard that (american at least) money was more like cloth than paper in it's molecular base, it's texture, etc.

 

Wow, I was being sarcastic...

 

yeah, ive washed many a dollar bill by accident and it came out in the dryer clean and crisp

 

me too

 

Of cause you were

 

if money grew on trees then why do people rake up leaves after they fall off the tree and not $5 bills

 

you could, but it would attract the attention of the secret service

 

couple of years ago, australians experimentally printed some rubber money to check longer durability. cost of paper bill with all that protections against counterfeit can be up to 20% of bill's nomination

 

denomination?

 

i suspected something wrong

yes i mean declared value

 

you so googled that (or something similar)

 

i don't understand you

 

I am very confident you used a search engine on the word denomination and then posted part of the definition

it was meant to be kinda funny, but having to explain it totally killed the joke....

 

sorry to ruined your joke, but english is not my native language so i don't get it every time
ah, so good to have excuse