yeah, I'd always heard that (american at least) money was more like cloth than paper in it's molecular base, it's texture, etc.
if money grew on trees then why do people rake up leaves after they fall off the tree and not $5 bills
couple of years ago, australians experimentally printed some rubber money to check longer durability. cost of paper bill with all that protections against counterfeit can be up to 20% of bill's nomination
I am very confident you used a search engine on the word denomination and then posted part of the definition it was meant to be kinda funny, but having to explain it totally killed the joke....
sorry to ruined your joke, but english is not my native language so i don't get it every time ah, so good to have excuse