Missing ring, bad omen?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hahaha04, Mar 3, 2014.

  1. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    Real quick, a little over a year ago i was given this plain silver ring. I wore it, liked it, had never had any jewlerry before. The scum bag that gave me this later lied and had me arrested a month or two after I had been given the ring btw. He was also arrested but if had told the truth I wouldn't have Been in as much if any trouble.

    Anyway, so I thought I threw it out but like two days ago it reappeared on the side, and I've been considering rocking it again. Do you think something shitty will happen if I start rocking it? Am I just being highly paranoid? Getting in trouble had nothing to do with the item in question. For some reason I'm worried about it however i worry about things that don't matter a lot and it often inhibits things I do/want to do.

    So thoughts? Suggestions? Rude comments? Nudes?

    All welcome.
     
  2. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    the only bad omen is an extinct species of pigeon.

    (its a bummer to lose things you like. but still not usually an omen)
     
  3. bird_migration

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    Just don't walk under a ladder whilst wearing it and try to avoid black cats.
     
  4. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    cats are no problem if you don't trip over them.

    ladders, on the other paw, could be a real problem if you're wearing your best brand new suit, and there's a painter on top.
     
  5. deleted

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    put the ring on the table and smack it with a bible..

    or smudge it with some Sweet grass and Sage..

    burn it with fire to drive demons out..

    drop in holy water to drown them..

    smoke a joint and say fuck it..
     
  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    a ring, rocking it, appeared on its side? appeared on its side OF WHAT?

    how mean you this 'appeared'? also?

    does it have elvish writing around the inside of it or something?
     
  7. barefootlocks

    barefootlocks Senior Member

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    ^thats got my vote.

    To answer your question though, it's all in your head. If you start looking for ways to connect your bad luck or misfortunes to this ring, you'll find it.

    I feel like this thread is in need of a good LOTR meme.
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i don't get the missing part. how is it missing if you still have it?

    but if you look in a mirror when wearing it, and instead of seeing yourself you see only this one giant red eye, i would definately take it off immediately.

    but keep it away from that wierd little mutant dude you won it off of in a riddling contest, when you were lost in the dark in some cave.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you have a small penis.
     
  10. lode

    lode Banned

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    Just bless some water, throw it at the ring, and scream "The Power of Christ Compels You!"
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Three Rings for the Elven-kings
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords
    Nine for Mortal Men
    One for Hahaha04 to rule them all

    Hotwater
     
  12. hahaha04

    hahaha04 Whatevers Clever

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    by rocking it i mean wearing it.....

    im not entirely sure, i think that someone was looking for a charger or something, in one of my drawers with piles of cables, and found it, put it up to cause they THOUGHT id be glad to find it.

    mannnn, i lost the gold ring with elvish writing aroudn it a while ago, while fishing actually....

    and i thought 'on the side' usually reffered to finding something on the countertop or whatever, maybe just a english colloquialism?

    funny cause its true.

    ORISON:

    Yes, i think i may bless it with some positivity and smoke some reefer, bless it with some smoke, and wear it.

    Whomever commented that if i BELIEVE it will bring misfortune, then it will, i agree. I was talking to a friend whilst on a hike today, and we were discussing the power of positive thinking, need to practice that in this case i think.

    dont you guys have anything that has been around when something shitty happened, and you now associate that item, clothing, whatever, with the shitty event?

    thanks for the responses btw, keep em coming.
     
  13. Aerianne

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    Rock the damn ring and stop being ridiculous.
     
  14. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Just out of curiosity why did a dude give you a ring?
     

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