Milk

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great site, but I've never seen the forum there. Check it out and go to the link that says, "Cliff Hates You". That is the funniest, crankiest old man ever.

 

...and his royal gayness posts on the forum there?

 

It is not the poptarts company... it is a small company and they are sooo much better. They use real fruit and everything. They have a pomegranate one that is amazing.

 

Not only does he post, but he's required to pay to post there. Not even optional like it is here. He sold out on us.

 

Man... Elliot is uber-lame.

I would flame his ass out if I could post there without paying.

 

i am also a great fan of milk

 

antithesis, how are cows tortured for milk? Someone just squeezes their teet and some juice squirts out. They probably like it. Cows are people too, dammit, and they get horny just like the rest of us! Do they not deserve a bit of nipple stimulation?
Anyway, I'm off to eat some grilled cheese sandwiches, drink some milk, and eat some ice cream for dessert.

 

She's referring to factory farming, where cows are kept in confined areas with little space to even walk around, where they basically stand in their own urine and feces. The farms that produce most of the milk people consume are factory farms. These are the same cows that are pumped full of harmful antibiotics that later end up in YOUR body.

Also, these cows are not milked in the traditional way you alluded to. Rather, they are machine milked. Even most of the small farms (that is, the ones that haven't yet been forced out of business) have abandoned manual milking.

 

I know this. I think they have it good, really. They just hang out all day and socialize with like-minded cows, all while having their titties massaged by automated machines. Sounds like the life, right there.

 

If you like being in areas so confined you cannot even move, as you stand in shit up to your knees, then I guess so.

 

At least you'd have time to get used to the smell. I doubt the cows even mind the piss/shit. Hell, they may have completely different preferences, as far as what they consider to smell nice or disgusting; what smells horrid to us may smell glorious to cows. They don't even know about germs and whatnot, so I doubt they mind it all that much.


.....Or maybe I am just talking out of my ass, as I have been awake for almost 40 hours. hahaha

 

Yeah, I've been drinking a lot of milk again lately. It IS kind of an odd beverage, I guess, if you think about it.

 

Thanks Matt, for helping him out. I never realized there are people out there who think cows have a good life in todays modern world...

Yeah, right. If they love it so much then how come they don't do all that on their own? Probably because they have many of the same feelings we do. And they can tell I'm sure that they are convered with hideous infected sores because of their wretched condition.

 

Sigh... if only there was some way you could be treated the way that cows are...

 

milk makes me want to throw up, even thinking about it

 

Cheetos have that affect on me.

 

Well I AM a baby cow, so milk is just right for me I like it straight from the titty.

 

You think a little physical pain is worse than the emotional pain humans face? Cows actually have it good, by comparison. I may have been a little retarded this morning, as I hadn't slept for like a day and a half, but either way....cows taste nice:tongue:

 

Farm cows have it good maybe. The ones that wonder around all day grazing. That is, until it's slaughter time.

 

Still, they get to go out pretty swiftly, so they still have it pretty good, in my eyes.