Mike Jones!? WTF!?!?!?

that makes 3 of us...

 

Lol... mike jones has a following??? I guess I should expect this from a nation that let's michael jackson back on the loose... What talent does Mike Jones have, and what exactly sets him apart from every other rapper that has come out in the last 5 years? Not a damn thing, and to the prick who said that shit on his "teef" is a grill... I'm sorry, but I have two grills of my own. One is on my car, and the other I use to cook steaks on during the weekends. Last time I checked, teeth were working perfectly fine without having to get them chrome plated, thus causing you to look like a dumbass manson-esque freakshow with a speech impediment. Let's face it kids, I've caught channel catfish with a prettier face than that Mike Jones creature, and I have a huge machete in my boat that I use just to decapitate them so I don't have to look at their ugly faces after I catch them. They even make "croaking" noises until I chop off their nasty heads, and to be honest... Mike Jones doesn't sound much different. I'm serious! I'll be going fishing tomorrow, and if I catch one, I'll record it before I kill it so that you guys can hear how similar the two are.

Either way, love him or hate him, mike jones is not a human... it's obvious. I'm not saying we need to kill him, but I am saying that he needs to fix his teeth and not look so much like an malformed catfish. Maybe a mask would be in order??? Napalm??? Who knows, but I'm sure that with all the money he's making off all the people who apparently are all on him, maybe he could afford to fix his face and stop looking like a dinosaur with downsyndrome. Maybe then he can work on paying someone else to write those amazingly complicated and hardcore lyrics.

Oh, and to everyone who thinks freestyling is such a big deal... I've got white, hispanic, and black friends who can all freestyle like it's nobody's business. One cat even used to chill with Cypress Hill for a while and he learned how to battle rap like a true soldier while he was workin' with him for that time.

I just want to know why Mike Jones deserves so much credit when you've got guys out there like snoop dogg, dr. dre, scarface, anthony hamilton, and wyclef jean... people who actually dealt with the struggles of their times and triumphed... Missy E... Lil' Kim.... women too deserve more spot light than a no name wannabe rapper, shoutin his name like he's just about to forget it or something... I can't believe that there were people who actually defended him on these forums... i expected this thread to die at birth for the most part, but I guess no one really remembers when rappers had to earn their place on the charts instead of pay their way up there like they do now, I bet that if I outbid Virigin, Interscope, and all the other major lables, I could get a 10 spot just for showing a video filmed in multiple locations with hot chicks and borrowed cars, and the whole thing would be done in an afternoon here at Clinton, SC. Who knows if I'd play any guitar or harmonica or bagpipes.... it really wouldn't matter though.... either way people would see the flashy girls and cars and they would buy my album of farts and recorded taco shits because it would be shown on MTV and everyone would laugh and I would laugh harder as I got paid to shit in a bowl and sell memorabelia from the shoot on ebay to my awesome and loyal fans. Essentially.... That's what rap celebrities do, right? Get hot chicks, make yourself sound like a badass, and run like hell from people asking you about life in the ghetto when you know you lived in a middle class neighborhoon because your parents were the only ones who could afford the sound equipment and new shoes you needed to launch your career.

What reason should I listen to mike jones over Snoop or Scarface, or even Ice Cube? I want to hear a rapper I can relate to... who tells life how it really is instead of ignoring the political and social conditions that hold us back as a nation What the fuck has mike jones been through and what the hell does he think that is of any value to society as a whole... unless he struggled like the rest of the musicians out in this field; building his own machines...skipping meals just because he needed the money for a necessary piece of equipment... then I really see nothing worthwhile about his rise to fame. There are millions of performers that even hip-hop and rap seem to be credibile and worthwhile fields of music to study and enjoy, but I am yet to see anything setting mike jones apart from my boy T or my friend Corey. Hell, even I've been known to get down and free style, but man I would send Mike Jones back to elementary school so he could learn how it's really done. I don't wanna see his ugly face on my tv again until he's holdin' a gun or talking about something worthwhile. Anyways, I'm out..... If you like Mike Jones as and artist.... please keep your mouth shut unless you particularly like retards on parade..... plus... who's gonna wanna bump n' grind if his music comes on the radio man? Could you do it? I doubt I could man.... it's just be unattractive

 

Damn dude, when you post, you post an essay. Don't take offense to that by the way, there wasn't any meant with it...

 

I think lostblackdog needs to listen to "Haters Still Mad" by lil flip... because thats definately what he is... just because he's got more worth plated on his teeth than your life is worth dont mean you need to hate... he made that money comin from nothin... just like any of the other rappers you listed... except for Ice Cube... cypress hill and plenty others already exposed him as a fake... some people like to show that they got money... big flippin deal... its like a hippy wearing tye-dye and having dreads... they're just showin everyone they're a hippie... i suggest if you got a problem with his music.. there is a off button on your CD player... hit it once... ta da... its gone... now shut up....


PS: obviously you are someone with little to no respect twords music anyways *points at thread in Classifieds* tryin to sell bootlegs...

 

only a faggot like you would get so pissed over a thread and call me a queer because i said it was a grill in his mouth. hit the blunt and chill

 

youre an idiot

 

okay "last three posers"..... oops.... posters....same difference.... I'm just wantin' to know what makes mike jones different from all the other repetiive bullshit that the white-ass mtv scene thinks is "hot" in this day and age. Most African Americans I know think that Mike Jones is a worthless bullshit poser, and to be honest, I agree. If he lived on my block actin' like that, we woulda all beat his posin' ass from at least fifth grade until he came up with some better shit Every damn fool on the block, my white hippy ass included- can lyrically outdo him like it ain't even funny. I've seen people gunned down right across the steet from my house, I've had no other choice but to deal shit or have my ass jumped and my house shot up because I tried to stand up. I wanna know that mike jones had to go through some shit like that, and until his ass has some kinda real life experience like that, i don't wanna hear a damn thing about how cool he is or how everyone wants his ugly ass "teef". To the rest of you bitches, I honestly dare you to drive your ass down here and say that shit to my face. I'll tell mike jones mono y mono what i feel about his lyrics, and most likely his ass will laugh tell you all that he doesn't really give a shit what people like me say as long as he's making money off the real dumbasses who buy his shit. That's how the real world works, you whiney little bitches, and most people in the music biz think it's hilarious how much shit their fans really put up with. Trust me, I know.... I've got connections like you have wet dreams about, and I honestly sit back and laugh at all your defensive horse shit right now. Defend a rapper worth defending kids.... not Mike Jones... he's just taking you money and laughing in your white ass faces about how easy it was to get it... to bad you're gonna stick up for it regardless though.... I'm part white, but I'll say it just like my friend T says it..... White people stupid when it comes to rap! You guys probably have no idea about the history of hip hop or gangster rap and you're still calling me a faggot and other shit.... ooooooh, i'm so scared and hurt...... bring your punkass down here and i'll show you what a real thug ass mutha fucka can do to you in under a minute. I'll even take it easy on you so you can come back online and tell everyone what i'll tell you to say after you realize that calling people names like that will only cause you more pain that paramedics, emts, and other highly trainded healthcare individuals can't pick up. I won't drive up to see you because to me, you're not worth it, but if you think I'm such a faggot that you should come down here and risk your life, then bring it bitches. Put your fist where your mouth is and I'll send you mouth home in one-year intervals as soon as i'm done carving my initials each and every piece of it. No. that doesn't souns like the words of a hippy, but man... I'm warning you.... you, Mike Jones, nor anyone you may ever meet will be able to cause me to stand down, in a real fight.

If you wanna call names, come here and do it... and if I'm in a good mood, I'll let you go unharrmed, but under any other circumstances... hold on to your balls for dear life....I've got the right connections to make sure you have a minor accidnet out at "sea" or some shit like that... and that's if you're lucky kid..... that's what it takes to be a gangster rappe////// it's just what it takes man...

 

youre even more of an idiot than i thought. im not white so quit assuming. you dont my age so quit assuming that too. Trust me, I know.... I've got connections like you have wet dreams about. LOL i aint even gonna argue with you. didnt you make a thread about a peace a rally or some shit? sayin to meet up with a real thug mutha fucka riiight

 

Yo, you go ahead and have your own wet dreams, son. As far as that snide little statement about wanting to have a peace rally and the fact that I won't hesitate to drop your ass for talking shit, just like people diminishing the dreams of Pac and all the other "gangster" rappers by calling them violent, you don't know where i've been and what i've done, so sit down and shut up. I don't really care what color your skin is, and that comment wasn't necessarilly only directed at you. I just don't see how there are amazing political and social activists found within the rap community and yet VH1 and MTV are pushing this worthless shit-hop like stolen candy. I just don't see the value in another song talking about how big and famous Mike Jones is when one month ago no one gave a damn and no one still gives a damn. Lemme tell ya.... that's real real cool.... now go listen to yourself, screw... and after your brain starts to bleed like a little vagina on a full moon, then maybe you'll earn your "red wings".... Mike Jones sucks, now go cry about it...

 

Hold the fuck up. I didn't even say one thing about Mike Jones in my post, I just said that when you post, you post a fucking essay. Realy I'm not sure how that makes me a "poser".

 

yea... im quite the poser i need my "black friends" to tell me what to listen to to be down with rap... god shut the fuck up... and continue to be lost, cuz no one wants to find your lame ass

 

why dont you try acting 23

 

yea, first of all i dont even like mike jones. read throughthis thread, i never once said i enjoyed his music. i just gave a little information on him. second, i never claimed to know where you've been and what not so you can suck my dick on that part cause i dont give give a fuck. wtf is wrong with you, youre on some other shit. sound like you got mental problems or somethin

 

Er, this doesn't look like a rapper

 

mike jones... who? mike jones... who? mike jones

 

"expand my musical horizons" ... too bad mike jones isnt even music.
and no, you cant call yourself a "hippie" and be claim to be real at the same time. thats a great oxymoron, though.

why dont you try acting your age, "hippie" ?

truth hurts, dont it? id rather be an idiot if it meant i listened to real music, you little "gangster" you.

just like people shouldnt call themselves hippies just because they listen to classic rock, you sad little posers shouldnt be acting all "gangsta" just cos you listen to hip hop. sad sad little posers... geez, you mike jones-loving "gangstas" are worse than most of the "hippies" here... ahaha, and there's even mikes jones-loving "hippies" ... hell must be frozen over

you sooooooo gangsta, i'm sure everybody's shaking in their little space boots.

wow, you tell him to be real, when you sound like an eminem clone. funny how that works, huh?

 

just to clear things up in case you pointed that "hippie" remark at me... i dont claim to be a "hippie" or any other label... im just myself and thats as real as it gets

 

first of all, this soulrebel took quotes that the other guy wrote to me and swithced them up like i said them. i already said i dont listen to mike jones in this thread. i dont know where you got the idea i think im "gangsta" cause i like rap. you dont know anything about me or who i am so you should quit assumin you have me figured out from a thread. if you read the fuckin thread, this other guy threatened me and 2 other people here, sayin we should meet up. so maybe you should call him a little "gangsta" and not me just cause i listen to rap. how can i be an eminem clone when im not even white? believe i said i wasnt white earlier in this thread to. last, i dont know what "real music" is. i have everything from the wailers to the buzzcocks to slayer, to dead kennedys, to rolling stones, to marvin gaye, to iggy pop, to dj screw, to dr dre, to company flow, to stone temple pilots in my cd collection. i listen to what i like

 

thats funny, you'll find the same type of variety in my cd collection to... all these musical snobs just stick to one or two types of music and then yell at us because we listen to rap? at least we're diverse and have a world of music that we listen to... music snobs think they know everything about whats goin on in music when they havent left the two ganres that they listen to, and know dittley squat about any other style of music... they say rap aint music, why? because they sample music? wow... what guitarist uses an original riff these days??? all music today is copied from somewhere else... musical beat is never gonna be original.... but lyricism can always be original

 

yep i just like whatever sounds good to me. dont matter what it is. lol at stickin with 1 type of music, whatever. borin as hell though. i think i did that in middle school? soulrebel is takin long to reply considerin his post count