michas secret

I love secrets. You should tell me secrets.

 

how dare you. -slap-

 

that makes me sad
you don't wanna see me when I'm sad..

 

Please! Hit me again! I love a strong woman......

 

Uhm.... I can not be bothered to read all those pages.
What exactly IS Michas secret?

 

ooh la la

 

there's actually three:

 

Okay thanks, I can not stand to not know secrets.

 

now can you tell me the secret as to what that thing says in your sig? haha

 

Haha, it already tells the secret!
Or do you want to know the secret in another language?

 

what
i cant read that! ahaha tell me in english.

 

Hey, you know what?
Let us play a game and guess what the caption says!

If you guess correctly you win a very special prize.

 

that is so not fair.
just tell meeee

 

I can just tell you, but then you miss out on this very special prize....

 

what if i don't want a prize

 

It is a really really good prize. But if you do not want it I will just give it to someone else.

 

mmk

it says something
about
testing early models.
?

 

Good going there, Mich!
Okay I will help you a bit with hints.

Hint #1: Fred Jaspers is a name.

 

yes i got that

ahaha
fred jaspers...inventer of..the straw...tests an early model.

?

 

Close enough.

"Fred Jaspers, inventor of the straw, is testing some of his early models."