Michael Phelps is

maybe

i'd definitely be a good hypeman

speaking of which

my friend wade is taking pe this year and he's doing swimming

i told him we're going to train and make him better than michael phelps

i'm going to be his trainer and his hypeman

i told him we're going to train in the cape fear river and while he's swimming i'm going to be behind him in a kayak throwing sticks and stones at him

 

haha
that reminds me of this thing i watched on tv not that long ago
where the coach of a girls swim team would put a crocodile in the pool shortly after the girls started swimming across.
he said it trained them to be faster swimmers.. haha
i'd be scared shitless

 

yeah, but you'd get to the wall first

and then out of the pool

 

Hes's simply AMAZING