Mice!

ha! seen it on the Simpsons - a few times...

A lot of ppl i know work in abatoirs...i dont know how they do it...

as for the plant feeling argument - stop being a moron... plants dont bleat...and walk and see and smell and hear...plants grow..therefore they are alive, yes!

But plants dont need to be cooked to be eaten, and our metabolism was designed to digest them...

 

mice are our friends... but bad mice deserve capital punishment.

 

I could never use a mousetrap. I couldn't kill a poor little mouse.

 

ditto, cept me cats usually eat the mouse ....... or kill it and bring it to me for some odd reason...am not big on mouse sandwhiches, but i guess they think i look peckish or summit.....

 

when I was younger and living at home my parents house would get mice, something on the house wasnt sealed or something, so they would come in that way...
And when I would get something out of the lower cabinet I saw little pellets, and was like, wtf, mice poopies...looked like little raisins... anyways.. my dad would set trabs or put gloves on and catch them and throw them in as far as he could...
Haha, and then there was this time my younger brother found a shrew and kept it in his closet and fed it fig newtons and my mom heard scratching in his closet door and opened it and saw it and screamed like she was being murdered or something, and i laughed and laughed and laughed...ahhh good times...

 

LOL That was great!!!
Your Dad sounds great! Mouse tossing ROCKS!

 

We had one here and I set out traps with peanut butter.
This one was really smart and would suck off the peanut butter without getting trapped. So I kept putting more and more peanut butter on but further back on the trap. Tonight sure enough we heard the dreaded snap.
It was sad it had to die.. but having them all over the house is not a good thing.
But I did smile a bit seeing his face all covered in peanut butter!
He looked happy but surprised!
This one just moved in-he will be tougher to catch!

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mice are cute but not if they are poohing in your food cupboard lol

 

I love these mieces to peices. Just kidding. my kitty loves them though.


and for the vegans, a passage from Maynard:

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.


Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds

 

SAY HALLELUJAH! I want to testify!

 

Well got another one!
Wiz 2
Mice 0

They are regrouping though and I fear an all out attack tonight!
Bring em on!

 

i have cats. therefore mice have never been a problem. HOWEVER, my mother had tremendous success with tootsie rolls. she tried those glue traps, but when she'd get to them and the little mouse would still be alive, glued down, she'd cry. then i'd have to drown the damned things in a bucket of water. sucked. i prefer cats.

 

Did they get to finish the Tootsie Rolls?

 

never did. crying shame, eh? shoulda been like a last meal...

 

I use peanut butter too, or regular butter or a coldcut or something if I don't have any peanut butter. They love all sorts of stuff like that. They also love nacho's, especially the cheddar cheese ones! I use one of those cage traps to catch them alive and release them outside. (remember to take them pretty far out; if you release just a 100 ft out the back door, they'll come right back)

I have two cats, but that doesn't help the mouse problem. Instead, one of my cats *causes* the mouse problem. She likes to catch them alive, bring them in and release them. Then she sits around and watches while I catch it! Often I can just catch them in a jar or, if they're still in the hall, I can chase them out. Gotta close the cat door though if I chase them out 'cause one time she was back with it in 30 seconds flat, and let it go again! Btw, she hasn't done this all summer, I wonder if she'll start again once it gets colder. Don't think we have many mice around here in summer, but in winter they come closer to the houses to find food.

 

aww mice are cute

 

Yeah i'm thinking of finding them traps where you can let them go.
I don't like the glue ones though. Like how would u feel if you were out one night and then walked into a small box and got stuck on Fucking Duct tape?
These guys are cute and field mice.
The Bears here are a whole other problem.
We have all sorts stuff coming thru here at night.
It's nice!

 

you can feed the mice to the bears

 

No.... one ate my Pot Roast that like an ass hole I put out on my back porch in a Dutch oven to chill.
I smoked a joint and fell asleep and forgot to take it in.
So at about 3AM I heard this really loud sound coming from my yard. I crept down and peeked out in my yard and there was this 300LB Black Bear eating my Pot Roost and swinging the Dutch Oven around like a Frisbee. I got so pissed I ripped open the back door as screamed all sorts shit at it and it left.
So this Winter I am thinking ....Get a nice lb of chop meat and lace it with Percocets and put it out back. So when it comes back it will eat it and get slow and stoned. Then I am going to go beat it about it's face with a bat and fuck him up!
Or I might be kind and put Ex Lax in it and let him have the shits for a couple days!
Haven't decided yet!

 

you could feed the bear to the mice