May Santa bring you everything you've been dreaming of for the past year. And may he also not fuck up the shingles on your roof like he did mine with the runners of that damn sleigh of his. While it is true that he left me some presents, it is also true that what I sold them for didn't cover even half the cost of repairing my roof. This year I've rigged up a length of wire between some trees on either side of my house, and with any luck, Santa's new name will be "the Headless Sleighman."
Man dressed as Santa Claus robs Florida bank By Erik Ortiz, Staff Writer, NBC News This Santa is no saint. Police in Port Orange, Fla., were looking for a man who robbed a SunTrust Bank on Monday wearing a red Santa Claus hat, a white, long beard and shades before making off with an undisclosed amount of cash. The bad Santa carried a package into the bank at about 3:13 p.m., and passed a note to a teller demanding money. He insinuated that the parcel was harmful, said Assistant Chief of Police Wayne Miller. After getting the cash, the suspect left the package on the counter and walked out. He was seen fleeing in a dark-colored vehicle. Hotwater
Just Passed Mid Day Here, I Have Poured A Glass Of Champagne, And A Frozen Turkey Dinner Is Being Nuked.... Life Is Good.... Merry Xmas Everybody...:santa1: Cheers Glen.
^ maybe it's kind of like breaking bad, and now Santa is robbing banks and making meth. Maybe he is robbing banks so he will have enough money to make meth for all of the good boys and girls around the world