mental problem with shirt sizes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related"]YouTube- Lumber jack song

 

this kid has no chest hair. he doesn't seem manly enough.. d:

 

dude just go out and get a new shirt if this one bothers you so much.
it's so simple,quit stressing

 

fill a super soaker or something like that with as much bright pink paint as you can and let loose on them and everything theyve written

 

Classic stuff but I seriously doubt that MG wears "suspendies and a bra"....

 

dude, i feel you. in my case it's Tshirts, but i HATE when i get one that's too short. even if it's not REALLY too short, i just feel like it is. i don't like the button or most of the zipper of my jeans to be visible. i like my shirt to be long enough to cover that area. maybe it makes my dick feel more protected?
it really boils down to the fact that clothes aren't made to fit me. i'm tall and skinny. if my shirt fits my slim build, it's often too short. if it's long enough, it's often too fat for me. and i won't even get started on slim fit or trendy hipster shit