Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mystical_shroom, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. luminous_times

    luminous_times Member

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    Either...I am not picky.
     
  2. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    If I had tits for a day, I would ejaculate in such a way that I could spray a nice stream of liquid fun all over them!
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    you with tits...thats a scary thought :D
    you would be all over them bad boys, not to mention that you would try your hardest to tittyfuck yourself :D
     
  4. Iron Butterfly

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    LOL. Thats a sick but extremely funny image.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you gotta be careful when laying on your stomach to not lay on the boys. it might take a little moving around to find a comfortable spot though. and when i sit, the reason why i shift is because my balls become unconfortable.

    but nevertheless, i like my balls. they nicely hang and its all good.
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    dang, i would have to have mine come with directions...
     
  7. Wicked Eyes

    Wicked Eyes Banned

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    My balls are bootiful. They don't sag really, other then the natural drop. :)
     
  8. billy shears

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    yeah I like balls....
     
  9. PhotoGra1

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    How does one go about smelling their own balls? That is some serious yoga...

    btw, LOVE THEM!
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    My balls are okay I guess, I dont really pay much attention to them unless their in peril.

    Hanging low is an evolutionary trait, the cooler they are the more semen they produce, being further away from the body makes them a lot cooler, and a change of just a few degrees can kill millions of sperm.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :D haha no, scratch and then smell your hand, i have seen it before, i guess you can call it the ol' scratch and sniff....
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    hehe I thought i would bring this subject back up again cause yeah, of threads about womens bods, tits, and ass..so I just felt like being really annoying and bumping this up :D
     
  13. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I love my hubby's. I think they're sexy and they're huge. I love it when they're tight against his body when it's a bit cooler than when it's hot out and they just dangle. ;)

    Hugs.
     
  14. mlg32

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    well balls are balls, my favorite thing about my balls is the way they feel in my Girlfriends hand as she is going down on me, mmm nice
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I wonder what happens if a sack is torn, does it deflate :D im kidding..
    I wonder how big they can get, like whats the biggest set of balls you can have..
     
  16. PhotoGra1

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    Really, Really big:
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    wheres his penis? he's one big ball..
    here is a stupid question, is that real :D
     
  18. Babou

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    Balls serve the same pupose as a spoon rest in your kitchen. Only they are for your hands
     
  19. PhotoGra1

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    Yep, unfortunately, its real. He has elephantitis of the scrotum. I read that it weighs 70 pounds!

    Yikes!
     
  20. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Thats real holy hell, thats horrible...that poor guy..
     
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