men masturbating

As long as you didn't get any sand on you...ouch! Lol

 

Yes, you are right. We should enjoy our life before buried by sand,
mud, or water

 

Shower
Toilet
Tissue/TP
Paper towel
Cum towel
Cum sock

I’ve pretty much used all of these methods at some point (depending on the when/where).

 

More often than not I just cum on myself and let it dry. Sometimes, I'll scoop and lick or rub it in. Once in awhile I'll find a towel or shirt to wipe up. It really all depends on my mood.
After years of shaving I left my pubic hair grow back and it's amazing how much it catches and holds without ever dripping.

 

I cum in my hand & lick it off, delicious, why waste it

 

I just let it shoot wherever. usually on my stomach. Wipe it up and go about my day

 

I generally masturbate in the shower, so it all goes down the drain.... If my wife watches me then I shoot over her and clean up

 

I will put it on my chest or onto a tissue. That is why I love to masturbate in the shower. Messaging my prostate is easier and there is no clean up. Just wash off.

 

Things have been so stressed and depressing around here lately I can't find the mojo to pull one off. It's been weeks and I'm going crazy. It sucks!

 

Yet masturbation has a way of relieving stress and altering depression.

 

Well, it's time you put some ME time on your schedule. You wouldn't want it to atrophy, would you?

 

No I don't! My wife is retired, and I'm semi retired so I don't travel for work any longer. We haven't had sex in 4 years (her choice and menepause). I always looked forward to my alone times in a hotel room, even when we still had a sex life. Now we're both home basically 24/7 and I have no "alone" time. My wife hates that I jerk off even though she won't put out.
One night early in our relationship I called home from my hotel room, and she asked what I was doing. I told her I was stroking while thinking about her having sex with someone while I was away. She asked a few questions and I eventually said "oh shit" when I came. She seemed pleased. When I got home she wanted to watch me masturbate, so I did (her kissing me helped). The one and only time she intentionally watched. Only other time she saw me was on a vacation to a place 5 hour time zones away. We had great sex the first night there, and I woke up early (normal body clock time) and wanted a go. She said no, I'm too tired. So I went to take a shower and started to pull one off. She walks in to use the toilet and sees what I'm doing. "What the hell are you doing?" Well, you said no so what do you think I'm doing? She was pissed for the rest of the day and I had a ruined orgasm. This seemed to form her nasty opinion about me masturbating, and from a woman that claims she's never masturbated in her life! She won't even touch herself during sex, but she was multiorgasmic during PIV/PIA sex alone.
F R U S T R A T I N G !!!!!!

 

I cum in my hand & lick it off & swallow

 

Well, then it's just going to need to be a little more pre-meditated. Any time she leaves the house. Sneak one out after she falls asleep. Do some "work" in the garage. "Oh, I need to go buy an air filter for the car...". You owe it to yourself. It's healthy for body, mind and soul.

As I always say, she would be the very first to complain to her girlfriends "oh why oh why would he cheat...???"

 

Exactly......I wish I could find her quote but a sex therapist said basically the same thing. Why would the husband cheat, when the wife was the one cheating her husband out of marital sex! Another gif I saw said "I will do everything to be my husband's fantasy. If I don't, someone else will"!

 

I never knew a man that cheated who was fucked and sucked silly at home.

 

I love shooting over myself, I love to watch and feel it landing hot on my skin. Watching it shoot towards you is so sexy

 

When you are about to cum, press perineum, you'll get injaculation. And all your cum get deposit into your bladder. There's nothing to clean up.

 

My ex-wife and I used to have sex about 2-3 times a week, but I would still sneak in an 'away game' every so often as well as a daily masturbation session. I am 65 now, single, have a 19 year old girl come in once a week and masturbate 4-5 times a week. Just lucky, I guess.

 

Like the term "away game". All my sex with a partner is an away game now. Never played one when we were active though. Curious about the 19yo. Is she a PFP?