Men are a waste of time.....

I blame centrally located earthquakes.

 

Ah, well that makes much sense.

 

you females just don't get it

 

you know, a lotta te times there's pee down the front rim of the toilet down to the floor, it's because a woman's pee shot forward, under the seat and down to the floor. check to see if the pee is under the seat in a straight line down to the toilet. i'm surprised how many women don't know this.

 

It does.

An earthquake always results when I remove my trousers.

 

Yah, toilet seats are prize territory ..

 

you know, much like a car, if it belongs to him he's more than willing to clean it.

 

I hate when men miss and piss behind the toilet.

 

You should really get these hemorrhoids checked out.

 

I'd love to. :cheers2:

 

Don't want me to piss on the rim of the toilet? Get your own apartment. I'll love you no less.

 

it hits the water and bounces back out

 

I was referring to my drunk friend that pissed all over the wall behind the toilet.

 

thats just stupid

 

I know! I told him that he has to sit and pee at my place or go outside.

 

He's a man, you know you have to give them simple directions... I'm sure you would be best off just telling him to go outside.

 

simple directions are easy. i don't want to spend time trying to figure out what a woman has said because she got confused while saying it

 

....I'm sure it's you who gets confused.

Go lay down....


























Good boy.

 

i will not lay down :toetap05:

 

Grabs the wip. :toetap05: