men and their ways

a couple of work colleagues I share a van with classify every passing woman into the categories:
"would" or "wouldn't".

this is the male mind.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFSEHxx9iys"]Why Men Stare At Breasts - YouTube

PS: I'll carry yo bags anytime :sunny:

 

nevermind...mod, pls. dlt this.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90qpDg5y7Lo"]Chris Rock - Want some dick? - YouTube

 

So your vase is ok?

 

Can we still carry it for you!? imp:

 

Oh, god, if I only had the energy to write out the text conversation I had with my fuck friend a few days ago. I swear.....he has conjured up some warped version of me, and what our whole arrangement is about. No matter how many ways I put it, no matter how big of lapses we have, no matter how frequent the sex is during certain periods, no matter how much fun it is, no matter his hostility, no matter his delight, he finds a way to pick a fight. He just can't let it be.

 

eggs on top.

 

she should have carried the vase between her tits

it's the feminist approach...

man looks at tits

takes vase and puts it on the front seat

everyone happy

boob carrier becomes the cornerstone of a gender revolution.

 

Time Out


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ5KkPI2Onk"]hot girl without wear bra - YouTube



OK continue.......


Hotwater :2thumbsup:

 

I disagree. Lemme tell you right now, all women are ungrateful, moody, rude, mean, all that stuff.

 

Not all but they definitely have their share of drama queens, divas, and just plain psychopaths



hotwater

 

my ex boyfriend was a drama queen, diva, and psychopath all rolled into one. See, guys and gals aren't that much different!

 

That is one thing that bothers me too..should women in relationship just all wear burquas to signify to the men that may want to talk to us that we are actually off the market?

 

I hope people remember this is a parody thread

 

This is srs bsns

 

.. and thanks for wasting my time.

 

all those "guy friends" are not their friends. They're just waiting for an opportunity to hit it.

there my be a few exceptions but most are just faux freinds

 

talk about being exceptionally needy :mickey:

 

I must be one of the few exceptions. I have plenty of female friends I don't want that with. I'm either not attracted to them that way, or it'd be like fucking my sister.

And no, I don't love the cock.

Of course upon deeper thought, if one of them came into my room naked saying she wants to suck my cock.. who's gonna say no to that?

 

Thats exactly it. Guys cannot be friends with women they're attracted too. If there's attraction involved, "hooking up" with her will always be on the back of his mind.

Thats why women who say "all my friends are guys" are kidding themselves because 90% of them are just laying low waiting for a chance to hit it.