Meet the Eackllos (pronounced "Egg Yolks."-- hey these guys were really stoned)

whoo! just got back from a parallel universe and look what the cat dragged in!



Seems like a lot of pot smoking and vulgarity was permitted in parallel 1964!

Also their psychedelic phase was a lot earlier!

at least judging by the lyrics:


Lamey in the Gut with Wizards

Picture your mother all covered in liver
With pale onion strumpets
With beaver hat boys
Somebody falls out of bed cause it’s crowded
The Dutch Girl with fingers in dikes

Raspberry tortoises have a good laugh
Laying their eggs in the sand
Search for a hobo who blows in the jug
And he’s stunned

Lamey in the gut with wizards!
Lamey in the gut with wizards!
Lamey in the gut with wizards!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Woke up.
Fried an egg
Put a garter belt on my leg
Found some sauce in my navel,

drank it down
peed my pants and felt like a clown
Found my bonnet

Grabbed a belt
Its just amazing how I felt
something I smoked?

must have been!
my eyes got bloodshot
slumped into a dream

I got aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

And in the end, I carried the weight
And love is all you need…
to hate!


Rax Balls

Let me tell you how I play pool
Or rather not I’d be a fool
There’s money riding on this game
So I’ll pretend we’re both the same

I’m gonna rax balls
Yeah I will
Rax

balls

You’re my little darling
Hustling for me.

And should my cue appear too small
Be careful wracking up my balls
If you tax my winnings I won’t play
There goes the sun to one more day

I’m gonna rax balls
Yeah I will rax balls
Playing billiards
In kill yards
That’s me

Be a Sea Lion With me

I am goo my brain is too
and so are you are we are

not too clever
See how it sticks
the labels we pick

define us

Won’t you come out to play?

Greasy grimey gopher guts
bigger than Jesus Christ
See how she sighs
When she wins the prize
See how I spy
I’m prying…. I’m pryyyyyying

Be a sea lion
Getting all high on
Goo in my brain!

Sipping on a sexy lady
with a pinch of salt
If the salt won’t stick

You should lick it off the table
Not the glass

You’re just an ass
Be a sea lion
Getting all high on
Goo in my brain!

You’re just an ass
Not a sea lion
Smoking the grass

gra-gra-gra-gra grass!
Gra gra gra gra gra gra gra gra gra gra grass!

(everybody smokes pot, everybody smokes pot, everybody smokes pot)


If I sat down next to her

If I sat down next to her
Would she even smell me?
And if she did not, then how
can they try to tell me

“You’ll never sit near another, ooooo”
If I sat down next to her

She was just sixteen but she
smelled like an old lady
Something in between
Some farts and some mothballs maybe
Cause I couldn’t stand the pong
I went home
Sat alone there with my bong

Now I’ll never sit near another
If I sat down next to her

Love like sunset

Little darling, oh do you see the sun descending?
Little darling, oh can’t you tell it’s getting dark
Beware the dark! Beware the dark!
I say: “love’s growing”

Little darling, hey you’re just like no other lover
Little darling, I spill my drink when you sit near
Don’t know how I’m gonna do it
Gonna make her mine
I say: “she’s so fine”

You’re asking me if I’ve been true
Not to me as much as you!
That kind of thing gets me unglued.
Just like a shoe, ooo, an old brown shoe.
I’m a soft spoken guy
know I seem kinda shy
gotta seize the day,
But where’s the light?
Love like sunset…
seems like it’s been years since
she’s so fine

Seth’s Dirty Icepick

Joan was bonin’ me
Studied patagonian

archeology

“Jojo” and “Georgia” are
names I pronounce the sa-ay-ay-ame

Lord Seth Edison
Stealing all my medicine comes across my weed
the judge got really high-- we all agree-ee-ee-ee

But Joan’s not hot to Trotsky now,
I think she’d laying dead!
Stab! Stab! Seth’s dirty Icepick
Sank in Jojo’s skull

Stab! Stab all the soviet spies!
Get back to where we’re full!
And Georgia’s always on my mi-i-i-i-i-ind.

Joan was bonin’ me
Studied pataginian

archeology

“Jojo” and “Georgia” are
names I pronounce the sa-ay-ay-ame

Back in school again Seth does play the fool again
Teacher lost his mind
Writing fifty times:
Jojo’s on my mi-i-i-i-ind
Urathane Youkon

Well you should be a little bit discreet
Cause here comes Urathane Youkon Pete

You know he isn’t the best, you know he failed the test
You’ll kick him out if you wanna succeed

Yeah, yeah yeah!

He plays the cavern

With a mundane beat
He’s better off in the Merseybeats
He’s the kind of dude

Who plays the drums really crude
And he’s a himbo between the sheets!

Yeah yeah yeah

he came upon a lady’s stockings
it broke her heart when he was fired
and now he won’t be a teen idol
that what happens when your beats are old and tired

We fly in blue rockets

In a spaceport by the beach
came a girl who
was just sixteen
well she’s beautiful and mine
in a world of starry skies

We all fly in a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream

We all fly in a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream

And my friends think I’m a creep
cause my obsession's sexy teens
And the band will pull a train...

We all fly in a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream

We all fly in a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream
a blue rocket dream

Pound that pussy in a garden by the sea!
Pounds that pussy in a garden by the sea!

The sound of one eye clapping



I told you ‘bout the sea lion and me
the secret is Dan’s dead as can be
Replaced him with a fake look alike
Some dude named Mr. Kite
seeing beyond yourself
peace of mind is waiting there

The sound of one eye clapping

I told you about blueberry hill
I buried Dan, he’s lying there still
You barely found the clues that we placed
Now everything’s great
Now I’m gonna gain the world
Might lose my soul, girl
peace of mind is waiting there

Sound of one eye clapping
I’d love to turn you on, dead Dan…

(backwards) “of course I’m not talking about our bass player Dan Van Joseph, it was another Dan who died in a car crash, Steely Dan, yeah, that’s the ticket! Clues? What clues?”

Betty, my Hamster

Betty my ham, though you stir something up in me
Don’t run to her, be my hamster
Betty my ham, betty, you rat!



Spin that wheel round, you silly girl
look what you’ve done!
When your cage smells like lavat’ry
Go find another place to pee, silly girl!

Betty my ham, though I spend my nights with gerbils
please, release your teeth
Betty my ham! Betty you rat!

 

Wow! Amazing parody!