You know....I have to admit...I am a bit embarrassed...but I really want the last word on this one. Oink!!!
Look Doc....I'm getting hungry posting these delicious images and am concerned about the all the veggies who are salivating for their next carrot...now come on...go get a doner with heavy chilli sauce!
I have to add....and I won't stoop down to nasty words like you do "twat" oh dear!...but I have noticed you look rather...er....well fed?....I didn't know you could get 'portly' veggies!...just how many calories are in a broad bean for gawds sake?...have you really eaten all the pies albeit quorn ones!...I bet you have a secret stash of bacon sandwiches in the bottom draw!...midnight meat eater per chance?...
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise I'd hurt your feelings! Obviously calling you a twat is much worse than you trolling a thread where a guy was just asking for some advice. Why thank you! But dude, if you think that's fat, you really need to get out more.And you're gonna have to try a whole load harder than that if you want to offend me. Well y'know, I have to admit I do get a bit of a late night fish course. I imagine that's not an indulgence that you're familiar with. Ooh, and by the way.... I thought that was very clever of you posting a pic of me that I try and keep private by.... umm... posting it in my public profile and on my linked website. I'm impressed by your ingenuity!
Listen "cock jockey"!!...lol!!!...had to laugh at one of your many other 'insults' to someone else on this board...it is apparent that the good "doktor" likes to call everyone names on here!...how mature! Anyway...what's for dinner tonight Dok?...mmmm I hear Alphalpha sprouts with a broccoli sauce topping calling!...mmmmm!!!! (bet you shove down a couple of dozen 100% pork sausages on the side!) Here's a pic to whet your decitful meat appetite!
Yeah, you got me there. I do indeed like to insult people who are rude to me. It's a character flaw I can live with. But then I never insult people who are polite and reasonable, so I like to think there's a bit of balance there. Did make me chuckle seeing you reflect on my maturity though..... You seem to have a lot of fantasies surrounding myself and pork sausages. Would you like to see me eat some? Would it make you..... ummm..... aroused? I'm starting to think it's your own appetites that are being whetted here.....
You'd know, loverboy Well now we have the homophobes joining the party I see. All brands of maturity are getting represented in here I see.....
"Yeah, you got me there. I do indeed like to insult people who are rude to me" No you just like to swear at people and call them names like a big girl. (very big) I don't believe your a vegetarian at all, I think you love to eat lamb....yeah I bet lamb and veal are your favourites....and as you subtly suggest...you like to take a sausage every now and again! Oh! :&
Well yeah, it passed the time, y'know? Whatever you'd like me to be, hun. Would you like to call me 'mum'? You seem to waste a lot of energy speculating about my private life. Is it the thought of dripping fat on my chin that arouses you? Lol, yeah, a boy's gotta get it where he can
...anyway...I saw you around the back of the Stiperstones Inn that time getting your jollies with that poor young piglet!... "Squeal like a pig boy!" Mwhahahahha!!!
