Mean drunks and XMas

i was once out with jo king,oliver reed,richard harris,and shane macgowan and someone said who are them lightweights supping with jo

 

I'm the happiest drunk ever. I giggle and babble and sometimes I get pretty slutty. If I could afford it, I'd spend this entire holiday season drunk because everyone here is annoying and I'd rather be spending it with my family but I can't this year. At least I made sure to send my nephew a badass gift.

 

I do stupid, stupid shit while drunk, which is why I *hopefully don't drink anymore. I remember one time I was so drunk I got on this table at a party while people were playing cards at the table and started dancing. I don't know how I got down off the table but my friends were leaving and I felt like I twisted my ankle...when I told my friend I looked stupid for nearly twisting my ankle he was like "nah you were on point". No one notices the stupid shit I do or often people don't think it's nearly as bad as I think and people don't even realize I'm drunk, but I remember those things because they play over and over in my head like, "I was so stupid!" I miss my friend.