Imagine how hairy his testicles are. Now let that image sit there in the back of your mind for a while. A bit more. Just a tad more. There... Now you can calmly drift off to sleep.
I eat at mcdonalds because I am a hippy and every once in a while I get the munchies like like a raving madman.......and theres a Mcy Dees a 1/4 mile down the road. I'm also almost constantly on the go, and if it weren't for fast food, there would be a lot of times where I wouldn't eat.
I go for the double cheeseburgers.....dressed like a big mac. Not only is it cheaper, but it's practicly the same thing. Just take away the silly little piece of bread in the middle, and make it less messy.
Yes, fast food or too much and too frequent fast food is unhealthy... but there's always the attraction of the forbidden...
Just because it's fast, doesn't mean it's the worst. Even the dreaded McDonalds has some decently healthy food. Healthier than it would be if I cooked it anyways. Fizzolies has some fuckin chronic food too.....ooohhhh and their breadsticks mmmmmmmmm. Just because a place is famous for their "Double bacon cheese greese patties," doesn't mean that it's all they have to offer.