mcdonalds founder was a satanist

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by chaos, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. Spunky_Willams

    Spunky_Willams Member

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    either way i don't think there is a healthy fast food eatery...maybe we should just quit eating period because one day something is good for you and the next it causes cancer. we are all going to DIE!!!
     
  2. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    im CONDFUSED, whats wrong with mc-d`s and esp whats wrong with satanism
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i'm more inclined to think positively of satanists than mcd's. didn't realize that the church of satan had anything to do with blood rites and nastiness...
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol. we're gonna die anyway. may as well have fun on the way to the coffin...[​IMG]
     
  5. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    I cut and pasted a article but it wasnt he right one....sorry
     
  6. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    I bet the Church of Satan's standards are too high for McDonalds.
     
  7. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    The nine satanic statements according to Anton.



    1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
    2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

    3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

    4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

    5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

    6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

    7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

    8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!



    9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
     
  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Wow, that first post was huge and I'm so not gonna read it. I love the occasional big mac... if your against it don't fucking buy it!

    I wonder why people don't attack other fast food companies... it's probably because their not as successful and the big M right?
     
  9. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

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    Yeah, satans ok, until he starts asking for your social security number and dress size.
     
  10. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    fries arent cooked in animal fat, theyre simmered in beef tallow with vegatable oil.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    so THAT's why they're so tasty.

    had to eat at mcd's the other day. REALLY wish i hadn't. oh my GOODNESS, did i ever get sick. that's some bad stuff. i think i'll avoid it in the future, or maybe have a salad.

    see how easy that is? i don't have to link them with evil baby sacrificers and the president to stay away from them...
     
  12. thisismike

    thisismike Overlooked/Uninvited

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    I was curious about those new McGoat's blood milkshakes...

    Now it all makes sense.
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    indeed.
     

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