Maude Sees A Flying Saucer...

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  1. Jimbee68

    Jimbee68 Member

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    You know, sometimes when you've seen things like flying saucers, people are often quick to dismiss you. But others by contrast, seem almost too eager to believe you. Maude faces a similar dilemma in the following episode:

    MAUDE. Oh, Walter! Walter, this is Judge Leonard B. Moffit.... Judge, my husband, Walter Findlay.

    MAUDE. Oh, Walter, the judge saw the flying saucer, too.

    WALTER. You actually saw it?!

    JUDGE MOFFIT. That's right.

    MAUDE. Oh, Judge, I cannot tell you what a relief this is. I tell you, everybody doubted me. My neighbors thought I was crazy. Even my husband, my own husband questioned me.

    JUDGE MOFFIT. I know what that's like. I went through the same thing the first time I saw one. I just learned to ignore people.

    MAUDE: Erm... The first time? You mean you've seen flying saucers before?

    JUDGE MOFFIT. Oh, yes - I see them all the time. Usually on Thursday nights, after I've taken my medicine. Sometimes I ride in them!

    MAUDE. Judge, you ride in them?

    JUDGE MOFFIT. Oh, I've been to all the planets: Venus, Mars, Pluto...

    WALTER. Donald Duck...

    JUDGE MOFFIT. Now I only go in the flying saucers to Mars, because they're the only ones that have seat belts. I've grown very safety conscious.... You know what the Martians like to eat? Marshmallows. They call them Martian-mallows. It's a little joke they have.

    MAUDE (CBS network, 1972-1978), "The Flying Saucer", by Hal Cooper September 26, 1977.
     
  2. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    If we could travel at the speed of light, when we went out for a jog, we would pass the man in the moon about 4 minutes later and be warming out hands on the sun 18 minutes after that.
    We now have waves arriving from galaxies that have taken more than 1,000 years to arrive at that speed, but we are the only form of intelligent life. LOL

    Ask your self another question.
    If the laws of evolution are correct and we evolved from monkeys, why did some of the monkeys decide not to evolve. ????

    Question 3.
    We now use fibre optics to watch thousands of hours of videos every minute, along with banking and running many aspects of our life. Who REALLY invented the system and how is it connected to the Roswell incident in 1946.

    I must rush off now, I need to visit my friend, who lives on the planet Zoc.
    Hopefully my sat-nav is working OK. :D:D:D
     

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