My mate.. but he lies all the time. If you think about it it is a bit of a strange 'hobby'.. Emptying bodily fluids onto a tissue flushing contents/tissue down toilet...very odd.
who the hell masturbates more then 20 times a week ON AVERAGE....i only m,anage that in the school holidays....record is 5 in a day...
HAHAHAHA I BET YOUR SERIOUS AS WELL. 20 times a week seems a bit excessive to me ..what drove you to do it 5 times in a day ? was it all on your own ?.. you don't realy have to answer this i feel like a perv to be honest..just curious
hahahahaha oh i see... i thought you were paying me a compliment, should have known better than that .. my mum was 'readers wives' champion 3 years running though... my dad is very proud.
Like a good cup of tea, there are times when only a good wank will help resolve a situation, although the scripters of Eastenders are still failing to include this bathroom concept. Had a dream last night where I lost both my hands, fine I thought. I'll just tie a string round the stump on my right arm and the other end to the mouse and attach a hook to the left so I can type and click the mouse. Upon the realisation I couldn't wank I woke up. And had a relieving wank.
Well I should be long dead if Genesis is anything to go on. Either that or God's letting me off the hook because he knows I'm otherwise destined for greatness.
The thing that pissed off God. Was that Onan wasn't fullfilling Her law of his duty to his sister-in-law after his brother died. Under old jewish law Onan was suppose to help his sister concieve as many children as he could after his brothers death as his sister in law needed someone to care for her in her old age. God had the rite to be pissed!!! The shallow cunted wanker couldn't even knock his sister in law up one time I mean DAMN!!! If you come to me and say hey Dan, God wants you to inject some of your grade A baby batter in this sheila, I know she isn't cute but hey man you are doing it for God. I would climb rite on. I guess what I'm realy saying is Wank All you Want!! GOD Don't Care!!!
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27083 does this count? i mean only god knows whats going on there.
oOoOo Hugh, 5 times a day? If I was there, there would be none of that going on But yeah, I used to never masterbate cuz I didnt think I could get myself off. But a few months ago, I found out that I could and I have been addicted ever since. I think its about that time right about now as well.... tehehehe
