masturbation

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by showmet, Oct 6, 2004.

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How many times do you masturbate per week?

  1. Never; I am a prude and never touch myself

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Once or twice

    6 vote(s)
    3.1%
  3. 2-5 times

    18 vote(s)
    9.3%
  4. 5-10 times

    55 vote(s)
    28.5%
  5. 10-20 times

    69 vote(s)
    35.8%
  6. More than 20

    33 vote(s)
    17.1%
  7. More than I can count

    12 vote(s)
    6.2%
  1. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Shmetter:p
     
  2. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Ooo slick:H
     
  3. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Ewww, get the tissues;)
     
  4. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    OK just to clear up the rules, I'm going to disallow manual stimulation by others, even though Onanism itself seems to derive from a story about coitus interruptus and technically masturbation is any manual stimulation, either of ones own or another's bits. In common usage though it refers to the finest of "the lonely arts" so for the purposes of this poll, nobody else may be involved other than in an advisory or spectatorial capacity.
     
  5. Smartie.uk

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    does it still count if the second person, after taking their spectatory postion then becomes a target for the ejactulation?

    and what if they catch it in their mouth?
     
  6. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Oooh, I see you've met Claire then.....
     
  7. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    Dok's dreaming again:rolleyes: ;)
     
  8. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    Are you saying you wanna be my fantasy?!? :p
     
  9. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Umpire's ruling
    This would be allowed only if the second person does not touch the first's bits.
     
  10. Smartie.uk

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    ah good ok.. just so i know..

    what if second person was dancing provacatively infront of first person so as to aid the shmetting process and then became a taget.. is that still allowed
     
  11. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    What the hell have you been up to with Stardust this week?:p
     
  12. Smartie.uk

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    god.. well there was a bit of club passing going on.. and a lot of wailing last night... but apart from that.. it was very platonic
     
  13. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    or platonic even?:p
     
  14. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

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    That's a little bit condesending isn't it Claire? :p
     
  15. Smartie.uk

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    hah now i've changed my post and you look silly... ah shit nope.. all ready been quoted.. pooop!!!!


    never mind we live and learn
     
  16. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

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    Umpire's ruling
    Any form of masturbatory aid is to be allowed, including erotic dancing.
     
  17. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    YES:D I thought I'd give Jon a break:p
     
  18. Smartie.uk

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    what if the erotic dancer was to occasionally stroke you.. but not your genitalia.. is that allowed.. just the odd stroke of the inner thigh or something.. or is all touching forbidden?
     
  19. lascara

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    this is a hard one i guess on average 5-10 times a week but sometimes its none others its 20 or so but i guess it levels out. It also depends on the amount of sex i am having and while i am missing claire its sky rocketed but when she is around maybe once a week or so maybe i am not being honest but i tried lol

    Mistress Ailsa xxx
     
  20. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    It all depends who's watching :p
     

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