Masturbation with skin of "banana" ?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by azizullah98, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. MaxPatlick

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    I thought weeds right away hahaha
     
  4. Biggles_Nude!

    Biggles_Nude! Hakuna matata.

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    The poker-faced, unblinking kid steals the show. It's amusing, but also contains true and valid points at the end. If the kid listened as carefully as this suggests, he'll grow up well adjusted from his father's knowledge.
     
  5. Biggles_Nude!

    Biggles_Nude! Hakuna matata.

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    The way to do it is eat the banana, then wrap it around your weiner and apply the locomotion (remembering that one size does not fit all: find a 'nana that does fit before you eat it). A bit of KY Jelly is helpful. Don't go to bed afterward, have a shower, or you may go...er...bananas with the odour...
     
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    yeah tried it, it sort of works, but unless your gentle the peel can rip
     
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    Yup and it's AWESOME!
     
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    You could get a job with United Fruit.

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    You get yourself a job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with that goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a BITCH!
     

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