Masturbation technique that feels like oral - female

Hi does anyone know of a technique that feels like receiving oral? I've never experienced it and would like to know what it feels like. I don't really want to buy any toys though. I'm female btw

 

Do you have a dog and a jar of peanut butter?

 

Form an orderly queue, guys an gals!

(Will volunteer!)

 

Find something that's flexible & put lots of lube on it & then close your eyes & try to imagine its a tongue licking you.

 

work on your flexibility till you are able to provide yourself with cunnilingus. I know it is a stretch but the 100% certain method without external help or toys

 

There are sex toys for women that are tongue shaped. Check out Adam and Eve or any other adult toy site.

 

OP said she didn't want to buy any toys. I'm guessing she is a teenager living at home with her parents.

 

Why not just use your own hands in a way that feels like a tongue licking you with a bit of lube on them. Or find something that resembles one ?

 

i think certain grocery stores sell cow tongues.

 

could you imagine if you worked at a grocery store and someone checked out with a cow tongue and a tube of ky?

 

I once heard a possibly apocryphal story of guys in prison simulating a vagina by wrapping a steak around their cocks to wank... seems like a waste of steak to me though!

 

well you could still eat it afterward...

 

I have to say that thought did not cross my mind... I'm so square!

 

Alright to the OP coming from a purely theoretical perspective this should work:

Get your fingertip wet either with lube or your natural secretions. Watch some porn with cunnilingus and mimic the motions on your clit.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Any oral sex involving only the tongue is shitty oral sex. I know of no masturbation technique that successfully mimics shitty oral, let alone good cunnilingus. But. If anyone does, I'm happy to road test it. Hahaha. There is no amount of lube on hands that's going to simulate getting eaten out. On the other hand, a slippery finger can still get a girl off pretty well.

 

Hay guys i am new to this forum!!!!
I would like to know that if we do Masturbation my hymen will get open? And will i bleed on my first sex?

 

Look I said I was working from a purely theoretical perspective. I only have half of the equipment for cunnilingus as my tongue was cut out. Just kidding.

But in all seriousness do you honestly think a battery operated pinwheel wit rubber tongues is going to feel realistic either?

I know when I'm down there I mix stuff up a lot. There's long strokes, short strokes, up and down, side to side, in a circle, a little rimming and fingering action. So what I was suggesting can be a lot closer than the electronic method.

C/S,
Rev J

 

There is absolutely no substitute for a skilled man (or woman...) who's eager and enthusiastic about giving oral. Sorry OP. You're just going to have to search out another human that can show you that magic.

 

I said what I meant, and I'm not backpedaling nor deviating. I know of no masturbation technique that simulates shitty, tongue-only oral sex, let alone proper pussy eating which can involve the whole mouth, fingers/knuckles and somtimes other parts of the face. There's no substitute I know of, and to clarify- that includes toys. I wrote no technique, and last time I checked, using a toy is still a masturbation technique if one is all alone.

Now, as I said, if someone knows better, I'm happy to try it out and report the details back, but I'm not holding my breath. Fingers don't feel like tongues. Ditto for lips, and they can't suck or nibble gently. My advice to the OP is to find a willing face and ride it.

 

See, you take a hand full of lunchmeat and---