Masturbation on road trips

I would do it even to be dishonest

 

and what a body it is - I would drive straight off the road if you did it in mine, candykins

 

If you beathe pure oxygen for a few minutes (DON'T overdo it) you can hold your breath longer, The driver MUSN"T smoke, however, at this point

Kilroy: JP's dedicated to keeping wankers safe

 

Well, I think these women have been in traffic jams or parked. I don't think they were unnecessarily risking their moistly-receptive coozies.

KERRI!!! You've just given me an idea

 

Haha glad I could help!

 

Now that makes sense.

 

How could you be mostly nude, driving. You live South of the Mason - you need to live in Alaska to drive almost nude

 

I'm going to take the image of you masturbating as a passenger to bed with me tonight, Kerri - given that my g/friend is in hospital and cannot soothe the savage beast within

(and even the name bestirs me)

Kilroy: (sigh) !

 

Enjoy that - hope your gf is okay!

Foo

 

I masturbated on a very long road trip yesterday from St Louis to Memphis (4 hours). I bought a new stroker and went at it the entire trip. I used to worry about looky-loo truckers noticing me but my new car has dark tinted windows so I don't care anymore when passing semi trucks. The drive goes by unbelievably fast when your cock is happy, lol.

 

Thought i was the only one who thought of doing this... then again it is jerking off we're talkin about and its probably been tried everywhere. Haven't tried it yet but look forward to.

 

Getting BJs in the car is fun too. I always tended to stab the accelerator with each cumspurt - but nt on busy interstates - slightly quieter roads, like the Eastern Townships autoroute of Highway 415 (seaway end, not Ottawa end)

 

The secret to avoiding the accelerator is using cruise control.

 

anything you can do to minimize attention paid to driving.

 

should read "Eastern Townships autotoute OR Highway 416

Coincidentally, the Clintons will be taking the Eastern Townships autoroute (devotees of the French language call them Les Cantons de l'Est [the Cantons of the East]) soon to stay at the Hovey Manor Resort on Lake Massawippi. It's actually known as Manoir Hovey because they have a very strict language law in Quebec which requires that all businesses have their names posted in French (though they can restate the name in english, below the French but not more than 50% the size of the French version). I won't get into the Fascist implications of this because I'm not a political guy.

What does this have to do with masturbation I hear you cry

well - cry me a river for all I care

 

There are plenty of people on this site who would be willing to risk immolation to blow a hot guy while he's driving!

 

The old cars didn't have it and though I have it now I NEVER use it - I have a superstitious terror of it - what if I fell asleep

 

You wear socks to drive, Alice?

 

CANDYkins!!!! Are you still on this site or did you elope with some poster???