Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Well fuck man! thanks for letting me know. I was masturbating as I read this. But I stopped right away, now that you have shown me how sick I am.
Sheesh.
That was close.
I almost went to hell.
I owe you big time.

 

rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! And the claws come out!

 

What a stupid thing to say "masturbation is wrong"...MY ASS! We females have a clit and like it has already been stated here that has nothing to do with reproduction.I just posted a masturbation topic in "genitals"...BEFORE I saw this part! Hehehe...but anyway in it I am saying how sick I am of hearing that it is wrong.It is not! I am not going to hell for doing it...I don't even believe in hell and people who try and convert me SUCK! I am too damn stubborn to go your ways...I have no religion! And you know what? I am gonna masturbate extra now just to piss you off!

 

How could you not get turned on by Lying In A Field's sig photo?

 

Wonder if it's a perfect likeness? Nah, Aussie blokes are bloody hotter than that

 

Thruth is, I look more like hercules. I'm trying to win some more converts into the realm of internet masturbation, what better than lucy lawless and her steely bosoms and wonderful thighs

 

Do you reckon she wanted to have her way with Gabrielle? Bet you wish

 

Now there's an idea. Download a bit of porn and do some cutting and pasting in photoshop.

 

Ah with my imagination and your photoshop skills we could take over the world MMMMWWWWWAAAAARRRRR

 

My first project will be my head on Xena's sexy body, that'll fuck with a few heads.

 

And her head on your body would be a masterpiece?

 

God, I sincerely did go into windows paint and tried to paste my head on Xena, it was so stupid looking and disturbing that I felt too bad to soil the eyes of all the young pups on here. And to desecrate the beautiful Lucy Lawless, Zeus stike me down.

 

I have been told many things about what's between my legs, but no-one has ever mentioned that it happens to be the P O Box of Satan. Would that mean anyone who has ever gone down on me is a devilworshipper?

 

That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. I searched and searched through each page but I couldn't find what you are referring to--the PO Box of Satan.

Just my own general comment here. I admire someone like bird who stands up for what he believes in. Few of us can be so bold as to confront the many perverted folk of the Lies and Sex forum, cuz lets me honest ain't nothin here thats got to do with love.

I appreciate bird.

 

He mentioned something about playing with yourself is playing with the devil - I was just thinking that I didn't know Satan lived between my legs.

Hey, it's all good for the Bird to stand up for what he believes in. Quite another for him to condemn us 'wankers' (for lack of a better word) to hell for not sharing those beliefs.

 

Conviction can be a very powerful drug. If the bird believes that masturbation leads to condemnation then he has every right to try and prosthelize that idea. And as everyone knows it is quite easy to become blinded by good intentions--remember he said he was offering his help to save everyone from their sinful fate in hell.

 

Ye know, I could misinterpret that in soooo many ways! Jaybus, I think I have been blessed with one of the most warped imaginations ever.

BTW - nevermind being blinded by good intentions....isn't the road to hell also paved with those? Maybe that's the Bird's idea of assistance....pave the road so the rest could follow?

 

I agree. There are many roads. I do believe there is one destination--in my pants. If you are traveling on this 'jaybus' perhaps it will roll on down the right road for you!

 

Err...Jaybus would be a silly little word for Jesus...so, riding him leads to your pants? Interesting

 

hmmmm...yes i can see what a predicament i've put myself in here.