Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Look, while everyone might not agree with "that" guy, he is allowed to have his opinion like the rest of us. However, to go as far as saying we are wrong for our view IS wrong. No-one has the right to say to others that their opinon is better.

 

Bird~Migration, I just have to say one thing not regarding masturbation but about your religion...

CHRISTIANITY IS USING YOU!!!!!! AND YOU ARE GOING ALONG WITH THEIR STUPID PROPAGANDA!!!!!! Saying this as an ex-Catholic, I am very informed about what I say. Sin is a non-existent entity, and so is Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, God, and The Devil! Your religion has the worst history of all the religions, mostly, if not completely, consisting of negative events that they caused themselves! And it's still going on today. I have no need for stupid religions that don't practice what they preach. And you don't either, just let it go. We know that evolution is true and Adam and Eve never existed, so you don't have to cling to an ancient belief that has no prevalence in today's society.

Now as of masturbation, I do it probably everyday. And If I didn't do it, I probably would have committed suicide a long time ago. Saying that seriously of course. I have nothing to feel guilty about, but the Catholic Church makes you think that masturbation causes guilt. Our organs were designed to be rubbed at by anything, whether it be a hand, a vagina/penis, a vibrator/pocket pussy, etc. There is no wrong in having an intimate experience, whether it be with yourself, with another pand you're not married OOHHH MY GOD!!!!!), or even with 2 other people (THREESOMES are great experiences for the sexually open-minded).

So I say to you right now, Bird~migration. Get crankin' or you'll die!!!!! That's not a threat either, I'm saying you'll probably die from the lack of release, and the pressure from society. Especially from your religion.

 

Father,why do this words sound so nasty....masturbation can be fuuuuun !

 

I think you made a very narrow minded comment and masterbating is better than sleeping with a whole bunch of people and of course god wants us to feel pleasure just in a way that isn't disrespectful to your body......

 

Looks like ill b seeing u all in hell then, just wondered, if masterbation is evil dose that mean i can hav a wank when i get ther ...

 

You should only sleep with your husband or wife and you should only have sex with him/her with the reason to create offspring. The more, the better if you are a good Christian. The less, the better if you are of any other religion.

 

Bird,gotta hand it to you, man. This is an awesome thread. You had me going for a bit, wasn't really sure what was up. These replies just get funnier and funnier!

 

Is anyone else sick of the outlandish discussions between AT and weebles - I think were all pretty familiar with weeble's cleavage by now, seeing has the picture almost takes up the WHOLE DAMN SCREEN!

Private messaging my friends. Private messaging.

 

oh yeah and as for all those people saying that this guy is "entitled to his opinion", he was pretty much asking to be spat on when he condemned us all to hell.

MASTURBATION IS GOD!

 

Bird Migration Your fucking craazyy your stating opinions as theere facts knowone else on this thread has done this. Either your maturity level is extremely low or your just completley insane. Maybe you should stop spending your life worrying about burning and dissapointing a man that you dont even know for sure is real and get on with your life. Im sure this post will upset you alot of people have a hard time hearing the truth.

 

Masturbation becomes a bitter activity you resent after a few years..

 

ah, people take piss-takes too seriously...

s'pose i'd better join in.....


So i'm on a fast track to hell, eh? Ah well, at least i can have some damn good orgasms while i'm there.

seriously though, if masturbation is a sin and you can only fuck to procreate (and the dead can't procreate) then you wouldn't be able to have an orgasm in heaven. Could it really be heaven with no orgasms? i think not...

 

Judge not that you be not judged. For if you judge, the standard you judge by shall be applied to you. - Jesus.

btw: The Bible doesn't say one single thing about masturbation!

 

Anyone read song of solomon? Great masturbation material

 

1. Who is holiest to God?[size=-1][/size]

[size=-1]Correct answer: D. (A man who avoids sex through castration) "For thus saith the Lord unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant; Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off" (Isaiah 56:3-5). "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it" (Matthew 19:12). [/size]

 

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if masturbating will make me go to hell and burn for eternity, i can live burning.....

 

Say there,you self rightious hypocrite,who are you to condemn us to hell for masturbation.You probably do it yourself.

 

Ofcourse I do not perform self-sex. I do not perform any kind of sex whatsoever. I am asexual and proud.

 

Christianity has got you brainwashed, you self-righteous prick. You're no better than us, for condemning us. We know that evolution is the most scientifically-proven theory and a so called 'God' has nothing to do with it. So go fuck yourself!!!!!! Fuck Pat Robertson! Fuck Bill O'Reilly! and most of all fuck all of the christians who claim to be the chosen people (like yourself). Hmmm... didn't Hitler say the same thing about blonde-haired blue-eyed German?