Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Obviously you don't know me... Well, I'll just say I'm not a christian, and proud of it.

 

Haha!

But feeding you would be a fun thing to do, I'd say.

 

Mmmmmm. Yummy.

 

You are a sinner and you too will burn in hell. You can still be saved, but time is running out. If you need any help feel free to contact me and I will do everything in my power to save your sinfull soul.

 

By the way, Weeble, I didn't find out until after I posted the AT Awards update that you're definitely deserving of The "You Make Freckles Look Darn Sexy!" Award as well as the ones you got. I don't know how I could've missed that...

 

Awwwww. I used to hate my freckles and always tried to cover them up. Sometimes in the summer if I get too tan I get so many freckles and it makes my face look dirty..

And I'll have to save your soul from your dirty self gratification. Every time you get the urge to masturbate..............

 

Alternative_Thinker and Weeble, I friendly demand the two of you to leave my thread. If not I will inform a moderator of your misbehaviour.

 

Actually, freckles aren't as horrible as some people think at all. I've always thought girls with freckles are quite attractive. My own ex had them, and she was really pretty.

Anyway, In the words of Iron Maiden, "Hell ain't a bad place. Hell is from here to eternity." But that offer is very tempting...

 

yawn. if masturbatings so bad...then why are you on a masturbation thread on a Sex forum?

 

Ummm... If I may, you're saying we're all gonna burn in hell, so in my book, that can be taken as a threat/flame. And the rules around here strongly forbids trolling and flaming. Based on such rules, technically, We can also report you to the mods, too.

So let's try this again now, shall we? Because I don't like conflicts. I really don't.

 

I like my freckles now, except in the summer. I'm a typical irish girl. Red hair, green eyes, pale skin and a whole bunch of freckles. I got em on my shoulders too ;P

I wonder, do you think that "God" looks down on a man who masturbates his wife?

 

I'm going to take a cheese grater to my penis....it doesn't look holy, and I want to be completely ready for heaven goodbye penis, goodbye left eyebrow

 

As for myself, I do not like conflicts.
However, I dislike sinners more than conflicts. One sin can destroy a complete world whilst one conflict can only destroy a number of people.
I hope you realise where I am getting at and I sincerely hope you will get yourself together before it is too late.

 

left eyebrow? HEATHEN!!! The scriptures specifically say the right eyebrow!

 

Well, uhh.... I have a thing for a pale-skinned, green-eyed redhead with freckles. Other preferences I shall omit in this case.

Now THAT is a very good question. Rather on-topic, too!

 

I'm half jewish

 

Weeble, I am terribly disappointed in you. I thought you were sincere with me before and now you act as if you dislike me. I taste sarcasm towards me in your words. I thought we were friends. This is a straight hit to the heart.

 

Maybe you'll let me in on those preference sometime in PM?

Okay, I'll stop with the thread hijack from this post on and keep on topic.

 

Then you only get to shave half of it off.

 

Just because I disagree with you on one topic doesn't mean I dislike you. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm not Christian so I don't believe in God. A higher power, yes. But I don't refer to that spiritual entity as God cause I don't see it the way that Christians portray it. I respect your beliefs but that doesn't mean I'm going to suppress my own thoughts just because it might clash with a friends views.