Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

Ok serious... what kind of "Good Catholic" is reading this kinda thread anyways?!
Is it turning you on?
I think YOU are the creepy one... WOW

I really hope your just fucking around man.

 

Lol I would like to make the point that if God didn't make our "sexual organs" for pleasure then why do we have so much of it when we do it? Hmmm think your philosophy may need to be reconsidered

 

you are kinda hot though. can i jerk you off while i'm burning in hell?

 

Now don't go say that, he'll start masterbating as soon as he sees it, you may as well put a pic of your tits up, bout the same to him :toetap05:

 

I think it's wrong to occupy a public toilet and masturbate in there if there is someone that needs to pee real badly and must have to wait for someone masturbating to be finish, before they can pee. People should think before they masturbate in public toilets.

 

Don't feed the trolls.

 

The most obvious answer would be incentive to reproduce.

 

What sick crazy world are you in?

 

But it's ok for priests to jerk, suck, and f*ck little boys! Only the 'good catholics' who read these forums are ready to shine for all eternity. One nice thing about your hypocritical faith. You die thinking you're going to heaven/hell, but never realize you're just dead! Why not enjoy this little squirt of eighty years as much as we can? When you're gone, you're done. So have some fun, even if it's with the guys telling you not to masturbate! Whew!Whatta crackpot world. War, poverty, disease, genocide - just to mention a few problems - and this guy is worrying about a bunch of people playing with themselves for 15 minutes, hurting nobody at all! Wow!

 

The sucky thing about humans is

Faith in its own is a great thing to have, its religion that fucks things up.

But everyone really should just do what they love and beleive in, just dont force or coerce people into those choices either, they need to pick it for themselfs : /

 

if god just wanted it all to be for 'reproducing' he should have made it all painful. i mean, he was cool with making your period painful and giving birth and so forth but he allowed masturbation and sex pleasurable? i say ..this god is just a tease

 

He made a lot of stuff painful. Maybe he's into BDSM.

 

This is so hilarious. The troll wants us to burn in Hell for masturbating. Not only does HE want us to burn and be tortured for all eternity, but we should be miserable in this life by not masturbating.
I say **** it. I am at least going to enjoy my life before I have to die and be tortured and burned forever. By the way, Do you worship a loving God? Oops.
Yes, I am planning my next masturbating session now, in about an hour. I am excited. And I feel no guilt whatsoever.
Isn't that wonderful?

 

why are you even on this fucking web site and why are you in the sex forums of all places? your a hypocrite if you truly believed what you are saying you wouldnt had looked or even posted in this forum and just looking makes you a sinner as well so you are going to hell for even being in this forum!

 

the only person here acting like anyone or anything's enemy is you. this is why you went over like a led baloon in hipchat.

 

Dearest bird_migration,

You have somehow found yourself in a virtual opium den -of masturbators.

You should be shocked.

You can rant and rave all you want to, but all of us are just too glazed and dazed to ever hear you.

You found your way in, you can certainly find your way out.

 

It's people like you that give Christianity a bad name. Let me guess.. your the type that hands out jesus' pamphlets when you go shopping, or stands on street corners with your cardboard sign reading 'jesus lives'?

I'm pretty sure you can find more important things to focus your time on,( like speaking to rapists & child molesters about their sins), and not being so focused on what people do to their own bodies. Because really, it isn't any of your business, and I'm sure if god did exist he would agree with me and would appreciate that you focus on those with the greater 'sins'.

Thanks for the laugh though :cheers2:

 

At least you know you're a tool

 

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