Masturbation inventory

Has anyone ever made a list of all things they have enjoyed while masturbating ie- places, toys used, I used to do this on long boring drives, I would get aroused eventually which helped keep me awake...sort of like edging I guess. Oh, my list is pretty darn long btw

 

as long as I have my hand I'm good to go

 

No. I don't see the purpose in doing something like that.

Masturbation isn't my lifetime goal that I need to invest so much into it like that.
I don't know this is kind of weird.

 

yep. let's see, i've got your mom, your dad, your sister...

 

You can always use my hand!! or other body parts ._.

 

Yep. What she said.

 

I have a FleshLight, a standard vibrator, a narrow bore gel butt plug, and a thicker guage vibrating butt plug. However, the FleshLight is, by far, the most commonly used. The others barely get a look in.

 

I've never owned a fleshlight (really don't want to take the chance of one of my kids finding it). However something I saw I think on youtube which I tried and actually liked

What you need:

1. A drinking glass or disposable cup like those beer party cups (basically something roughly the length of your dick)
2. surgical gloves
3. two sink sponges
4. Lube

Here's what you do:

1. wet the sponges in hot or very warm water, then wring them out
2. take the surgical glove and lay it between the two sponges, with the palm end sticking out about an inch or so
3. insert the two sponges containing the glove into the glass with the finger end of the glove pointing down
4. Finally take the palm excess of the glove sticking out and wrap that over the outside of the glass

now what you have is a poor mans disposable fleshlight! Just lube up the opening get your porn ready and go to town. Obviously you have to figure out which size glass works best for you. What works well for me is I have a couch which has removable cushions, so I'll place the glass in between two cushions, facing up, get on my stomach lying face down,line up with the glass, kick off the porn and let the good times roll.

The great thing about this is feels pretty authentic and when you come in the glove you can just throw it away, glass gets put in the dishwasher or thrown away if using a disposable, and sponges can either go back in the drawer or wherever, it's not like gloves themselves are incriminating like a Fleshlight is. You can go on youtube and search for "pocket pussy" to find videos, designs vary...

 

You shouldn't feel embarrassed or concerned about your kids finding your FleshLight. If anything it could be a useful way of opening an initial conversation about masturbation & how it's a perfectly normal activity. You might even consider getting them their own for Xmas.

 

Do you have children PineMan?

 

Not to my knowledge, but my brother has, and I know he's quite open about masturbation with his 2 boys (aged 15 & 14).

 

PineMan, the key word being "brother" and "Boys" as well as their ages. I on the other hand have daughters, 10 & 12. My wife has already had the talk with both of them and they have both had the sex ed in school, but in our family it's not really discussions I'm involved in.

Now if we had two boys instead of girls, I think everything would be swapped around and I'd be doing the coaching instead of the wife. But that said if I did have boys I don't think I'd be showing them how to make a pocket pussy at ages 10 & 12