Masturbation-ever been caught?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by TerminalMadness, May 14, 2004.

  1. dspiel

    dspiel Member

    Don't think I've ever been entirely caught. A few close calls though. Once though I think my parents probably knew what was going on. The other time I was just done, my mother came by, asked why I was all flushed.

    Do hate even the hint of being caught though. Awfully uncomfortable situation.
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    you guys dont have locks on your doors.

    my sister came to stay with me in my apartment and found my vibrator under the sink and came in the living room and told everyone about it, keep in mind my living room was full of drunk 19 year old boys so they thought it was funny. my face turned red.
  3. Spinner

    Spinner Member

    I was caught by my cousin's girlfriend.
    I was so embarassed but she looked at me and said "nice dick".
    I felt much better. :D
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    LOL! I just remembered. I used to catch my brother all the time. Not actually see him but he started going into his room after school "Feeling sick" and you could hear the porno. His showers got longer and more frequent. Any time I said the word "masturbating" as in "Stop masturbating and open the door! My books in there" I would get a response of "Get it later.......... Im sick." Funny how he thought I didnt know what was up.
  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    i jerk it first thing in the morning(since i quite drinking coffee i call it my "morning coffee lol") and about 2-3 more times during the day. never ever been caught.
  6. Moonjava

    Moonjava Senior Member

    I've had some close calls. One time my boyfriend and I were messing around and I have this freaky obsession with him beating his meat while we're making out... I think it's the coolest thing! Anyways, his mom walked in when he had his pecker in his hand. I don't know who was more embarrassed! But now his mom stops a few feet from the door to talk to him.
  7. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

    only close calls. i've learned to lock my door. my mom doesn't like.
  8. Dark_Reverand

    Dark_Reverand Member

    Purposely? Yeah. Just wanted to see what my wife would do.
  9. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Ugh, this one time I was talking to a good female friend of mine on the phone (I was...Fourteen at the time) and she started to get into this really hot conversation and I couldn't help it, I started fapping (I'm really quiet) but I started getting louder and she suddenly stopped talking and said she had to go...>.<

    I'm such a freak sometimes. xD
  10. Number6

    Number6 Member

    Yes, my wife has caught me many times. You'd almost think I wanted to get caught. ;)
  11. caliente

    caliente Senior Member

    hahaha ... I bet she knew.
  12. caliente

    caliente Senior Member

    I've never been caught, but I caught my ex-husband one time. He was jerking off to a picture of me! But I'm sure he did it other times to pics of other women, too.
  13. tomboy_chick

    tomboy_chick Member

    i got caught once when i was about 16 by my grandmother. she just said "ooooops" and turned around and left. my grandma was cool.
  14. Boogie_Boy

    Boogie_Boy Member

    Almost got caught sooooo many times. I was doing some crazy stuff to while fapping, and my family had to know, but I didn't care. They never brought it up, so it's fine as long as they don't.
  15. never been caught,but this thread is good for a laught hee hee ,,lmao
  16. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    My Brother Caught me masturbating in front of Web Cam...

    Had the Chair turned into Centre of Room to get more Light...

    I Think I traumatised Him... :(

    He took the Cam off me...But Never mentioned the Incident Again...
  17. desperado60

    desperado60 Member

    Yes, I was caught by my then 18 yr old daughter. It was embarrassing, but she told me to finish what I was doing.
  18. Patrick

    Patrick Member

    yes, but only once though. I was driving one day and as is all too common with me, I was sooo horny that I couldn't stand it anymore so I pulled over to the side of a country road and pulled my pants down and began to stroke off.
    Being "preoccupied" I didn't see the hiker come up from behind my car and as he came by he got a good view and I could see him giggling.:blush5:
  19. cambridgebob

    cambridgebob Member

    I was caught once by our neighbors wife.

    Of course, I knew she was coming over and planned the whole thing........! Man did I take my time. Although I had my back to her, she stood in the doorway of our patio and watched until I was finished - then she left without saying word. Julia watched her the whole time from the kitchen window. What a thrill!

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