Masturbation-ever been caught?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by TerminalMadness, May 14, 2004.

  1. I nearly got caught one time.

    I was jerkin the gerkin and at the moment I started orgasming, my mom knocks on the door, so I had to cover myself up and she walked in and she's talking to me, and I'm there trying to contain myself as I'm orgasming. I was in agony and so embarassed. She never caught on thankfully.

    Anyone ever been caught or nearly been caught?
     
  2. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

    lol awww...

    not masturbating but having sex w/ my now ex boyfriend and his mom walked in. oh god, it was so embarrashing. We got time to cover ourselves but come-on... our pants were on the floor *covers face in embarrashment*
     
  3. AutumnAuburn

    AutumnAuburn Senior Member

    Oh man... I hate being interrupted when I'm masturbating...
     
  4. I hate it, I hate it.

    I agree. It's really annoying...not that I do it often. heh heh. :eek:
     
  5. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    nah.. only one time when i giving a tissue a semen treat(cleaning up)), my mom saw. it sucks,, big time.

    but normally i hear her coming downstairs so i can put it away.
     
  6. Semen treat? LOL. That's priceless.
     
  7. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    I was high once and said I was going to bed... Then Time peaked on Dark Side and I got all randy and started it. Shortly before launch my mom opened the door so I had to kinda turn sideways (under a quilt thank god.) She was asking if I wanted dinner. "No I'm just going to bed! Jeez!" I think she knew though... Very embarassing. [Edit] I have been caught talking dirty on the phone before... Im a loser :D
     
  8. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

    No, thank god! I usually do that when my parents are out!:eek:
     
  9. Mintaoism

    Mintaoism Member

    You still live with your parents?

    My sister once caught me jerking off on my computer. i didn't hear her coming so all i could do was cover my dick up. ergo she saw porn video and trousers on floor. I had to give her a bucket of maltesers and £10 to stop her being freaky.. women are odd... or maybe it's just family 'cause my girlfreind walked in on me jacking off and she finished me off... then again I dont see my sister in the same way I do my girlfriend..ex girlfreind :(

    And i sure hope they dont see me in the same way. (I have to stop talking)
     
  10. Damn, you had to bribe her?! LOL. That's messed up.
     
  11. Mintaoism

    Mintaoism Member

    No not bribe her. just get her to shut the hell up! She was just a little younger at the time and thinking about it now she still is exactly the same age younger now then when she found me jerking off on comp porn....what was i saying. Oh yeah anyway she had pics of gay porn all over her walls when all i could manage was like...the friking simpsons or sumthing. i think i caught her once but then i learnt more about the female anatomy and realised she must have a very long bendy index finger..or two...
    I gave her money to stop crying i think...my memory is vague

    p.s i am in love with your signature :p
     
  12. Scimitarex

    Scimitarex Member

    I almost got caught once... I was in the shower, busy with myself, and my Mum knocks on the door. "Are you done yet? Open the door!" I had to try and persuade her not to come in. "No, I'm not done. I've still got to wash my hair!" But she wasn't having any of it. "Open the door!"

    Eventually I put a towel round myself and opened the door. Close one.
     
  13. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

    I've had someone know on the door while I was making love to the shower massage once...I just cracked the door and acted like nothing was happening.... :)
     
  14. Ive never been caught and hopefully never will get caught...those locks on the doors sure come in handy for your businesses...
     
  15. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

    but the question is, are you still master of your domain?
     
  16. luv2behigh

    luv2behigh Member

    haha lol great thread.....
    I go to school in the bronx......
    whats up.
     
  17. Nothin much, except its hot and boring.
     
  18. Lord of the manor.
     
  19. dj_reegz

    dj_reegz Member

    Never been caught. I've had my girlfriend walk in a few times but we're very open about masterbation and such. And she finnished the job for me so no complaints
     
  20. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

    Yeah I still live with my parents! I'm only 16!:rolleyes:
     

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